English Civil War, Part 1

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Part One of the English Civil War (Video Game) Series

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The Second Bishops War[edit]

Pym gives his speech and Parliament gives the verdict[edit]

*Welcome to #Parliament!*

*Bloody_Commoners has entered the game*

*PYM_MAN has entered the game*

PYM_MAN: Dude, Charley_is_#_1 is the suxxors. He is going to Attack #Scotland!

Bloody_Commoners: y? he already is on good terms with them...

PYM_MAN: Not so much lately. Charley broke one of the party no-nos. He talked about religion. And yadie, yadie, yada, they hate each other. Anyways, I say don't give him any help or supplies because he is starting a fight on such an idiotic idea!

Bloody_Commoners: k.

King Charles I dissolves the Parliament[edit]

*Welcome to #Charles_Pad!*

*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*

*StRaFfOrD ROOLS! has entered the game*

Charley_is_#_1: Straff, Bloody_Commoners won't help me against #Scotland, and Lords in da house is no help either.

StRaFfOrD ROOLS!: I know, it sucks, but just wait, Lords might turn.

Charley_is_#_1: ...That or I can just get rid of them.

StRaFfOrD ROOLS!: Or that.

Charley_is_#_1: k, brb.

*Charley_is_#_1 has left the game*

...A few minutes later...

*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*

Charley_is_#_1: I got rid of #Parliament. They are pills.


Earl of Strafford asks for a loan[edit]

*Welcome to #Alderman!*

*StRaFfOrD ROOLS! has entered the game*

*Alderman_Addy has entered the game*

StRaFfOrD ROOLS!: Dude, Alder, I need ur help.

Alderman_Addy: k, how so?

StRaFfOrD ROOLS!: Well, me and Charley need some cash and supplies to invade #Scotland.

Alderman_Addy: Are you on drugs? I will not send £££, so bugger off.

*Spainster has entered the game*

StRaFfOrD ROOLS!: Hey, Spainster, u cool, right?

Spainster -ish

StRaFfOrD ROOLS!: k, send me about 3.5mil pesetas, k?

Spainster: ...That is like 4 pence...

StRaFfOrD ROOLS!: ...Nevermind

Covenanter occupation of the Gordan clan[edit]

*Welcome to #Scotland!*

*Dr. Monro has entered the game*

*Gordan Inc. has entered the game*

Gordan Inc.: Eh? What this 'bout, then?

Dr. Monro: I have been sent by God to pwn ur ass.

Gordan Inc.: Really?

Dr. Monro: No. I will own u cuz u are with Charley and Straff.

Gordan Inc.: O.

*Dr. Monro has occupied Gordan Inc.!*

<<Cove>> Gordan Inc.: Yes master...


The siege of Edinburgh Castle[edit]

*Welcome to #Edinburgh_Castle!*

*Cover_Antlers has entered the game*

*Guard_of_Edin has entered the game*

Cover_Antlers: U have been charged with high treason by being a friend of Charley, so we will now pwn u.

Guard_of_Edin: Ha! U dont have the guts to do anything!

*Cover_Antlers has started to besiege Edinburgh Castle!*

Guard_of_Edin: O god...

Scottish Parliament meets[edit]

*Welcome to #Scotland!*

*Scottish Pride has entered the game*

*Gargyle has entered the game*

*Broken Arms Estates has entered the game*

Scottish Pride: We need to do something! Charley is going to invade us!

Gargyle: Well, i for one say we elect BRE to Addy. He is much better at these things than u Scottish...

Scottish Pride: True. Estates, ur now Addy of #Scotland.

Broken Arms Estates: k. Now, Gargyle, go to #Scottish_Highlands and convince HighlaneR to join us.



Earl of Argyle roots out Royalists in the Highland[edit]

*Welcome to #Scottish_Highlands!*

*Gargyle has entered the game*

*HighlandeR has entered the game*

Gargyle: Hey, HighlandeR, join us, k?

HighlandeR: Sorry, dood. I got a good thing with Charley.

Gargyle: Oh, okay.

*Highland clansmen killed by Scottish troops!*

HighlandeR: WTF ARE YOU DOING?

Gargyle: If you aint with me, u r against me!

*Highland clansmen killed by Scottish troops!*

*Highland clansmen killed by Scottish troops!*

*Highland clansmen killed by Scottish troops!*

HighlandeR: STOP IT!

Gargyle: NEVAH!

*Highland huts destroyed by Scottish artillery!*

*Highland huts destroyed by Scottish artillery!*

*Highland huts destroyed by Scottish artillery!*

*Highland clansmen killed by Scottish troops!*

Gargyle: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!



The Irish Levies[edit]

*Welcome to #Carrickfergus!*

*StRaFfOrD ROOLS! has entered the game*

*Noob_Irishmens has entered the game*

Noob_Irishmens: We are ready for the invasion of England!

StRaFfOrD ROOLS!: Just hold your horses! We won't attack till we need to!

Noob_Irishmens: ...Darnnit!



The Earl of Strafford asks for more £££[edit]

*Welcome to #Spain!*

*StRaFfOrD ROOLS! has entered the game*

*Spainster has entered the game*

StRaFfOrD ROOLS!: d00d, we need more pounds!

Spainster: Look. I am not giving you any £££, comprende?

StRaFfOrD ROOLS!: Si, but please???

Spainster: NO! Now get out of #Spain!


The Battle of Newburn[edit]

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*Welcome to #B_Newburn!*

*Noob_Warriors has entered the game*

*Cover_Antlers has entered the game*

*Alex_R_1 has entered the game*

Alex_R_1: Oops wrong server. We will leave now, k?

Noob_Warriors: Nevah!

*British Soldiers killed by Scottish Cavalry!*

Cover_Antlers: Ha!

*Scottish Cavalry scared of British Soldiers muskets!*

Alex_R_1:... Cove, just use Artill, k?

*Scottish Artillery does barely anything!*

Alex_R_1:...CHARGE GOD DAMMIT!

*Scottish soldiers charge. Counter-charged by English cavalry!*

Noob_Warriors: Take that!

*British Soldiers killed by Scottish soldiers!*

Noob_Warriors: D'oh! RUN AWAY!

*Noob_Warriors has left the game*

Alex_R_1: Yayz, we won!



Back to Edinburgh Castle[edit]

*Welcome to #Edinburgh_Castle!*

*Cover_Antlers has entered the game*

*Guard_of_Edin has entered the game*

*Royalists killed by Scottish troops!*

*Royalists killed by Scottish troops!*

*Royalists killed by Scottish troops!*

Guard_of_Edin: We are loosing!

*Ruth_Van is no longer Idle*

Ruth_Van: We can't win. We surrender this server to u, Cover.

Cover_Antlers: HAHAHAHHAHHAH! ME WIN! I am now Addy of #Edinburgh_Castle!

*Ruth_Van has been kicked*

*Guard_of_Edin has been kicked*



The Treaty of Ripon[edit]

*Welcome to #Northumbria!*

*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*

*Alex_R_1 has entered the game*

Charley_is_#_1: Okay. We will give you #Northumbria.

Alex_R_1: K, and pay me 850£ a turn until you or I die.

Charley_is_#_1: WDF? I am not.

Alex_R_1: Fine. We will pwn joo more...

Charley_is_#_1: Fine... 850£ it is.

Alex_R_1: Good. We will be at peace, right?

Charley_is_#_1: Ya...


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