English Civil War, Part 3

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The Confederate War[edit]

The Irish strike[edit]

*Welcome to #Ireland!*

*Phlem_O_Nelly has entered the game*

*Castles_of_Love has entered the game*

Phlem_O_Nelly: Eh! I will goin to kill joo!

*Castle Defender killed by Irish troops!*

*Castle Defender killed by Irish troops!*

*Castle Defender killed by Irish troops!*

*Castle Defender killed by Irish troops!*

*Castle Defender killed by Irish troops!*

Castles_of_Love: Dood, wdf?

*Castle Newry Captured!*

*Castle Charlemont Captured!*

*Castle Mountjoy Captured!*

*Castle Armagh Captured!*

*Castles_of_Love Destroyed!*

Phlem_O_Nelly: HAHAHAHAHHA! ME WIN!


Scotland takes action[edit]

*Welcome to #Scotland!*

*Scottish Pride has entered the game*

*Broken Arms Estates has entered the game*

Scottish Pride: What do we do about this Irish uprising?

Broken Arms Estates: Letts crush them!

Scottish Pride: K.

Broken Arms Estates: Wait, I just got a PM. The Irish have taken #Dundalk!



Word reaches London[edit]

*Welcome to #New_Parlaiment!*

*We_will_stand_forever has entered the game*

*PYM_MAN has entered the game*

We_will_stand_forever: Lets send aid to kill the Irish!

PYM_MAN: No. Violence is not the answer.

We_will_stand_forever: Sorry, McGruff...

PYM_MAN: We should send people to suppress the uprise. Ofcorse they need to be approved by us, not Charley.

We_will_stand_forever: K...

PYM_MAN: Also, I have a rule that needs to be passed.

We_will_stand_forever: Wha?

PYM_MAN: Charley shouldn't be trusted with #England's army, or any of his croneys. Also, he wanted to overthrow us as Addy! If is passes, you will rule as Supream Addy!

We_will_stand_forever: Good idea. I will put a poll up now

*NEW POLL! Should Charley control our army? Yes 0 or No 0?*

We_will_stand_forever: It will take a day or two. So just wait.

...one or two days later...

*NEW POLL! Should Charley control our army? Yes 148 or No 159?*

We_will_stand_forever: WE WINNIN!

PYM_MAN: WOOOOT!


King Charles returns to London[edit]

*Welcome to #London!*

*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*

Charley_is_#_1: Where are the huddled masses cheering at my return?

*All #England servers will be owned by Parliament! Screw you, Charley!*

Charley_is_#_1: OH COME ON! WDF DID I DO TO PI-- THEM OFF?!?!


The King and Scotland[edit]

*Welcome to #Scotland!*

*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*

*Alex_R_1 has entered the game*

Charley_is_#_1: We need you to send your army to #Ireland, k?

Alex_R_1: All in good time, my English counterpart...


The Militia Bill[edit]

*Welcome to #London!*

*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*

*We_will_stand_forever has entered the game*

We_will_stand_forever: We need a militia to suppress the Irish Uprising

Charley_is_#_1: Agreed. I will lead them.

We_will_stand_forever: HELL NO!

Charley_is_#_1: Who says I cant, I am king!

We_will_stand_forever: ME! The junior Addy of #England. Wait, I know, how bout we elect Generals to do this! We dont need to fight over a pety uprising!

Charley_is_#_1: Nah. I wanna lead!

We_will_stand_forever: SHUT UP! I WILL DO IT THEN!


The King appeals to the House of Lords[edit]

*Welcome to #New_Parliament!*

*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*

*Lords in da house has entered the game*

Charley_is_#_1: Parliament and I should stop fighting until the Irish thing goes down, K?

Lords in da house: Fine by me, though you need to go to We_will and Bloody_Commoners to get the full agreement.

Charley_is_#_1: I want to lead the Militia as well!

Lords in da house: Ur forgetting something

Charley_is_#_1: What?

Lords in da house: U dont own the army or the navy anymore...

Charley_is_#_1: D'oh!


Parliament Deploys troops in Ireland[edit]

*Welcome to #Dublin!*

*Sir Simion has entered the game*

*FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! has entered the game*

*Sober_Irishmen has entered the game*

Sir Simion: ATTACK!!!

*Irish troops killed by British troops!*

*Irish troops killed by British troops!*

*Irish troops killed by British troops!*

*Irish troops killed by British troops!*

Sober_Irishmen: Agh!

*Sober_Irishmen has left the game*

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!: Almost 2 e-z...


King offers John Pym a new job[edit]

*Welcome to #London!*

*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*

*PYM_MAN has entered the game*

Charley_is_#_1: Join me, and together, we can rule #England, as King and Chancellor of the Exchequer...

PYM_MAN: Dude. One, Hell no! and Two, dont quote Star Wars, k? It isn't cool.

Charley_is_#_1: Oh sh|t, just join me!

PYM_MAN: NO!

Charley_is_#_1: Fine. I will give it to Cold-peper...

PYM_MAN: Que? Oops, pardon my French, who?

Charley_is_#_1: Nvmd



The King tries to Arrest Pym[edit]

*Welcome to #London!*

*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*

*PYM_MAN has entered the game*

Charley_is_#_1: U are under arrest for High treason against me! Your ruler!

PYM_MAN: Dood, you are just a powerless figure-head!

Charley_is_#_1: I r not!

PYM_MAN: Nice try, Charley...

*PYM_MAN is now detained!*

Charley_is_#_1: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!


Isaac Penington[edit]

*Welcome to #Pennie's Place*

*PYM_MAN has entered the game*

*Ham_Den has entered the game*

*Hasel Nut has entered the game*

*Holy_Holes has entered the game*

*Strobe Lighting has entered the game*

*Pure_Pennie has entered the game*

Pure_Pennie: Stay here until the whole thing boils off.

PYM_MAN: Yes, We will.

Holy_Holes: Here here!

Hasel Nut: I think I speak for everyone that we will win hands down against charley.

Strobe Lighting: Long live the King... HAhahahHHhaHAHHAHAH

Ham_Den: Well, lets lay low, just for now.

PYM_MAN: We will. Charley wont find us here.


The trial of the Five Members[edit]

*Welcome to #Guild_Hall!*

*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*

*PYM_MAN has entered the game*

*Ham_Den has entered the game*

*Hasel Nut has entered the game*

*Holy_Holes has entered the game*

*Strobe Lighting has entered the game*

*Bloody_Commoners has entered the game*

Bloody_Commoners: What is it, Charley?

Charley_is_#_1: THESE PEOPLE ARE CHARGED WITH.... Hating... me...?

Bloody_Commoners: What is new. I charge in the favor of who ever Charley hates...

PYM_MAN: Yayz...

O'Neill's attempt to take[edit]

*Welcome to #Drogheda!*

*Phlem_O_Nelly has entered the game*

*Canteena has entered the game*

Phlem_O_Nelly: I WILL PWN JOOOO!

Canteena: Ah, no.

*Irish troops killed by Royalist troops*

*Irish troops killed by Royalist troops*

*Irish troops killed by Royalist troops*

*Irish troops killed by Royalist troops*

*Irish troops killed by Royalist troops*

*Irish troops killed by Royalist troops*

Phlem_O_Nelly: AAAAAAAAAAAA!


Sir Thomas Onslow musters the Troops[edit]

*Welcome to #King-thames-ston!*

*Onslow Puppie has entered the game*

*FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! has entered the game*

Onslow Puppie: Yeah! Lets get mustering!

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!: No, no, no. That is not the correct way of using the word muster...

Onslow Puppie: Oh....huh?

The Parliament recruits[edit]

*Welcome to #London!*

*PYM_MAN has entered the game*

*We_will_stand_forever has entered the game*

*FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! #1 has entered the game*

*FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! #2 has entered the game*

We_will_stand_forever: So, you want to fight for the cause of the Parliament?

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! #1: Yeah.

PYM_MAN: Do you know how?

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! #2: Ye--- nope...

PYM_MAN: GOD! Do you know anything?

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! #2: No--- yes...

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! #1: What?

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! #1: We know how to count to... three is it?

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! #2: Sounds right to me.

We_will_stand_forever: U r dum.



King Charles asks for forgiveness, and some other stuff[edit]

*Welcome to #London!*


Charley_is_#_1: Hello!

We_will_stand_forever: Go away! we hate you!*PYM_MAN has entered the game*

*We_will_stand_forever has entered the game*

*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*


Charley_is_#_1: Look, just... lets end our hostilities, okay?

PYM_MAN: What is your catch, then, eh?

Charley_is_#_1: I can nominate people to join the Parliament.

*Lords in da house has entered the game*

Lords in da house: Sup

PYM_MAN: Nuttin

Lords in da house: What's hoppening, here?

Charley_is_#_1: I am trying to gain the trust of parliament.

Lords in da house: Nah, dun't doo it.

PYM_MAN: Lords, can I have a private word with you?

*Lords in da house: Yes?*

*PYM_MAN: you know the Militia Bill?*

*Lords in da house: Yes, what about it?*

Charley_is_#_1: What are you talking about?

Lords in da house: Nothing about u.

*PYM_MAN: Can you support it, please? It is coming under heavy fire. It is already losing votes!*

*Lords in da house: Ummm... Let me think about it.*



King Charles rejects[edit]

*Welcome to #London!*

*We_will_stand_forever has entered the game*

*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*

Charley_is_#_1: You cannot control #tower! that is my domain!

We_will_stand_forever: you dont deserve it!

Charley_is_#_1: look, do I have to call the supream addy of #England, I_R_MAKER?

We_will_stand_forever: Oh, come on!

Charley_is_#_1: Well, do ya?

We_will_stand_forever: U may reject it, but you still cannot do anything about it.



Hotham Secures Hull[edit]

*Welcome to #Hull!*

*Cpt. Hot_Ham has entered the game*

*Rubber Bands has entered the game*

Cpt. Hot_Ham: If I am right about things, then a civil war is upon us

Rubber Bands: Oh come now, things are just gunna cool down.

Cpt. Hot_Ham: I dunno, just stay here and protect this site.

Rubber Bands: Yes, sir.



Houses of Commons and Lords go to King Charles[edit]

*Welcome to #London!*

*Lords in da house has entered the game*

*Bloody_Commoners has entered the game*

*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*

Lords in da house: I think it is time to let go of our strife and live in harmony, Parliament and Royal Familly.

Charley_is_#_1: What?

Bloody_Commoners: Lords, you suck. What we are here for is so that we can persuade you into givin up the Militia.

Charley_is_#_1: HELLZ NO!

Lords in da house: Plz?

Charley_is_#_1: NO! now, get out!



The Bishops' Exclusion Act[edit]

*Welcome to #London!*

*PYM_MAN has entered the game*

*We_will_stand_forever has entered the game*

PYM_MAN: So, what's new?

We_will_stand_forever: Well, Paul Bynion was kicked out of #Tower_of_London.

PYM_MAN: That it?

*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*

Charley_is_#_1: Hello. I have a bill to pass.

PYM_MAN: Whut?

Charley_is_#_1: We need to get rid of some <<Cath>>'s from #House_of_Lords.

PYM_MAN: Why?

Charley_is_#_1: It'za pain to have them there.

We_will_stand_forever: ...This will be voted on in a bit.

Charley_is_#_1: Yayz, anywho, I saw your rule you passed awile ago, the "Militia bill" as you call it? Well, I will take that down....



March Madness (Continuation of the above)[edit]

Charley_is_#_1: Well, I'll be heddin up to #Scotland now.

We_will_stand_forever: No, don't!

Charley_is_#_1: To farkin bad!

*Charley_is_#_1 has left the game*

PYM_MAN: Wait! This is a good thing! let LoRd_oF_LiE control the Militia!

We_will_stand_forever: k.

*Hop on pop has entered the game*

Hopt on pop: U GUYS SUK MAGER ASS!

*Hop on pop has been kicked*

We_will_stand_forever: lol. I have a good Idea.

PYM_MAN: Yes?

We_will_stand_forever: Remember at school you said that we should make a rule that we control the Bands?

PYM_MAN: Yah, whut about it?

We_will_stand_forever: Lets ratify it.

PYM_MAN: k. dun.



York[edit]

*Welcome to #York!*

*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*

*Peasants_o_York has entered the game*

*Judge Royal has entered the game*

Charley_is_#_1: Peasants, I need to use your base to raze an army to fight paliament.

Peasants_o_York: Sounds good to me.

Judge Royal: Good. I will act as the judge

Peasants_o_York: Hence the name, right?

Judge Royal: sure... that is why I am named Judge.



Carrickfergus Down[edit]

*Welcome to #Carrickfergus!*

*Dr. Monro has entered the game*

*Noob_Irishmens has entered the game*

Noob_Irishmens: Hey, are you here to tell us if we can invade England now?

Dr. Monro: Ah... No.

*Irish Insurgents killed by Scottish troops!*

*Irish Insurgents killed by Scottish troops!*

*Irish Insurgents killed by Scottish troops!*

*Irish Insurgents killed by Scottish troops!*

Noob_Irishmens: Not fair!

Dr. Monro: After Gordon, this will be a snap!

*Irish houses destroyed by Scottish artillary!*

*Irish houses destroyed by Scottish artillary!*

*Irish houses destroyed by Scottish artillary!*



Remove them thar arsenal, Charles![edit]

*Welcome to #Hull!*

*We_will_stand_forever has entered the game*

*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*

*Rubber Bands has entered the game*

We_will_stand_forever: Charley, remove these troops to #tower.

Rubber Bands: Don't I get a say in this?

Charley_is_#_1: ...No... Anywho, I will move them in a bit. I need to speak to Hot Ham before I will, sense he controls them.

We_will_stand_forever: Finaly, we agree on something.

*Cpt. Hot_Ham has entered the game*

Charley_is_#_1: Good, ur back. Now can you please move your troops to #Tower?

Cpt. Hot_Ham: No

Charley_is_#_1: Why not?

Cpt. Hot_Ham: I dun't like u.

Charley_is_#_1: traitor to your King!

We_will_stand_forever: Hot Ham cannot be delared a traitor without due process.

Charley_is_#_1: Huh?

We_will_stand_forever: He isn't a traitor until Parliament says so.

Charley_is_#_1: That is not fair!

We_will_stand_forever: Look, I have to go. So just go back to your little hut called York and stew there.


Newry[edit]

*Welcome to #Newry!*

*Con_of_Wei has entered the game*

*Cover_Antlers has entered the game*

*Noob_Snobbs has entered the game*

*Not so sober Irishmen has entered the game*

*News Writes has entered the game*

News Writes: Help us Con_of_Wei! Your our only hope!

Con_of_Wei: I'll save you! Cover and Snobbs, kill the Irishmen!

Noob_Snobbs: yes me lord

Cover_Antlers: Eh.

*Irish Insurgents killed by Royalist troops!*

*Irish Insurgents killed by Scottish troops!*

*Irish Insurgents killed by Royalist troops!*

*Irish Insurgents killed by Scottish troops!*

Not so sober Irishmen: RUN AWAY!

*Not so sober Irishmen has left the game*

News Writes: Thank you!

*Irish Huts destroyed by Royalist Artillary!*

*Irish Huts destroyed by Royalist Artillary!*

*Irish Huts destroyed by Scottish Artillary!*

*Irish Huts destroyed by Royalist Artillary!*

News Writes: What the hell?

Con_of_Wei: The only good Irishman, is a somewhat dead one!

*Irish Huts destroyed by Scottish Artillary!*

*Irish Huts destroyed by Scottish Artillary!*


The King askes for help[edit]

*Welcome to #York!*

*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*

*Peasants_o_York has entered the game*

Charley_is_#_1: Men of York, lent me your ears!

Peasants_o_York: You mean eyes.

Charley_is_#_1: What?

Peasants_o_York: You read with your eyes, not with your ears.

Charley_is_#_1: ...Just... Never mind... Anywho, will you fight for me?

Peasants_o_York: Uhhh, k.

Charley_is_#_1: Ok. Now for my next plan, I will now move the Court of Law to York.

*Courts moving from #London: 0%*

Charley_is_#_1: Come on! Hurry up!

*Courts moving from #London: .1%*

Charley_is_#_1: :(

*PYM_MAN has entered the game*

*We_will_stand_forever has entered the game*

PYM_MAN: Dood! WDF? you cannot move the courts!

We_will_stand_forever: It's against the rules!

Charley_is_#_1: I hate you.

*Courts moving from #London: termantated*

Charley_is_#_1: Fine then. I will get my body guard over here.

*Paul Bynion has entered the game*

Paul Bynion: Hello

We_will_stand_forever: OMG!

PYM_MAN: How could you! We thought we were your friends!

Paul Bynion: Well, he thought you were a threat!

We_will_stand_forever: I guess you cannot type sarcasm! LOL you fell for it you jackass!

PYM_MAN: Charley, you have a stupid body guard. Why dont you trust us?

Charley_is_#_1: Because you are crooked.

We_will_stand_forever: We will see who is crooked...


The declaration of many things[edit]

*Welcome to #London!*

*PYM_MAN has entered the game*

*We_will_stand_forever has entered the game*

*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*

We_will_stand_forever: ...Henceforth, Charley can't do squat without mine, Commons, and Lords concent.

Charley_is_#_1: You fraug!

PYM_MAN: Fraug?

Charley_is_#_1: *Fraud

We_will_stand_forever: You have been twisted into your current state by Straff and the like.

Charley_is_#_1: Well, anyone who follows you now is a traitor in my eyes!

*Charley_is_#_1 has left the game*

PYM_MAN: Does this mean war?

We_will_stand_forever: No, not yet...

*Cher has entered the game*

Cher: Hi

We_will_stand_forever: Good you are here. Keep a look out for Charley. And dont let him get any more troops.

Cher: K


The Last Month of Peace[edit]

*Welcome to #Parliament!*

*PYM_MAN has entered the game*

*We_will_stand_forever has entered the game*

PYM_MAN: What new?

We_will_stand_forever: The King has no Militia, and Fast Ting was thrown out of #Leicester.

PYM_MAN: ...So nothin new.

We_will_stand_forever: Basicly.

*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*

Charley_is_#_1: Hello!

PYM_MAN: Why u here?

Charley_is_#_1: I am here to tell you that I am not a war mongerer, so you dont have to sick Cher on me.

We_will_stand_forever: We didnt, he is just observing you.

Charley_is_#_1: Well, I am NOT asking for war here. We are adults.

PYM_MAN: Well... Ok...


July[edit]

*Welcome to #Beverley!*

*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*

*Noob_Snobbs has entered the game*

*Warriors_o_York has entered the game*

Charley_is_#_1: Are you ready?

Warriors_o_York: For what?

Charley_is_#_1: The war is neigh, the Parliament has defied us for to long. We, the Royalists, will stand proud and together, take #England for our own. FOR KING AND COUNTRY!

Noob_Snobbs: LETS ROLL!

Warriors_o_York: LETS KILL THEM!

Charley_is_#_1: Gimli, blow the horn!

Gimili: YES!

Charley_is_#_1: RIDERS OF ROHAN--- I mean SOLDERS OF THE KING, CHARGE!

*CHARLEY_IS_#_1 HAS DECLARED WAR ON PARLIAMENT!*

*Charley_is_#_1 = <<Royal>> Charley_is_#_1*

*Warriors_o_York = <<Royal>> Warriors_o_York*

*Noob_Snobbs = <<Royal>> Noob_Snobbs*


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