English Civil War, Part 4
War: 
vs.
Parliamentarians and Royalists take action[edit]
The Raid of Hull[edit]
*Welcome to #Hull!*
*Peasant #1 has entered the game*
*Peasant #2 has entered the game*
Peasant #1: Gosh. I like it here, it is nice and peaceful.
Peasant #2: Yah, but to bad all of the defence went to London...
Peasant #1: Nothin is going to go bad here.
*<<Royal>> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! has entered the game*
<<Royal>> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!: AHAHAHAHHAHAHH!
*Peasants killed by Royalist troops!*
*Peasants killed by Royalist troops!*
*Peasants killed by Royalist troops!*
*Peasants killed by Royalist troops!*
Peasant #2: FIGHT BACK!
*Royalist Troops fended of by Peasants!*
*Royalist Troops fended of by Peasants!*
*Royalist Troops fended of by Peasants!*
*<<Royal>> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! has left the game*
...later...
*<<Royal>> Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*
<<Royal>> Charley_is_#_1: Fine! We will end this seige, you may have won the battle, but you have lost the war!
Peasant #1: That is just sad, Peasants beating a well trained raiding party.
<<Royal>> Charley_is_#_1: ...So!?!
Parliaments Reaction[edit]
*Welcome to #London!*
*PYM_MAN has entered the game*
*We_will_stand_forever has entered the game*
PYM_MAN: CHARLEY DID WHAT?!?!?
We_will_stand_forever: He declared war.... ON US!
PYM_MAN: HOW THE BLOODY HELL DID HE DO IT?
We_will_stand_forever: He just declared.
PYM_MAN: Well, I am not going to stand this bullcrap. Lets make our own clan to battle the Royalists
*PYM_MAN = <<Parliament>> PYM_MAN*
<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN: Follow my lead.
*We_will_stand_forever = <<Parliament>> We_will_stand_forever*
<<Parliament>> We_will_stand_forever: Lets recrute.
The Woes of Being a Linen Weaver...[edit]
*Welcome to #Manchester!*
*<<Parliament>> Manchester has entered the game*
*<<Royal>> Manchester has entered the game*
*Non-affiliated Peasants has entered the game*
*Perce Valt has entered the game*
<<Parliament>> Manchester: KILL THE ROYALISTS!
*Royalist Troops killed by Parliamentarian Troops!*
*Royalist Troops killed by Parliamentarian Troops!*
*Royalist Troops killed by Parliamentarian Troops!*
*Parliamentarian Troops killed by Royalist Troops!*
*Parliamentarian Troops killed by Royalist Troops!*
*Parliamentarian Troops killed by Royalist Troops!*
*Royalist Troops killed by Parliamentarian Troops!*
Non-affiliated Peasants: We need to leave, Perce!
Perce Valt: K, one sec
Non-affiliated Peasants: No, Now! Baron_the_Strange is coming to get rid of the Militia thingy that Parliament and the Royalists are debating!
*A stray bullet hits Perce Valt!*
Non-affiliated Peasants: Shite, I am leaving...
*Non-affiliated Peasants has left the game*
Defence of Hull... Again[edit]
*Welcome to #Hull!*
*<<Parliament>> Temper Tandrum has entered the game*
*<<Royal>> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! has entered the game*
*<<Parliament>> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! has entered the game*
<<Parliament>> Temper Tandrum: Hack them down!
<<Parliament>> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!: DEATH TO THE KING!
<<Royal>> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!: I'll fight to the Death!
*Royalist Troops killed by Parliamentarian Troops!*
*Royalist Troops killed by Parliamentarian Troops!*
*Royalist Troops killed by Parliamentarian Troops!*
*Royalist Troops killed by Parliamentarian Troops!*
*Royalist Troops killed by Parliamentarian Troops!*
*Royalist Troops killed by Parliamentarian Troops!*
*Royalist Troops killed by Parliamentarian Troops!*
*Royalist Troops killed by Parliamentarian Troops!*
*Royalist Troops killed by Parliamentarian Troops!*
*<<Royal>> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! is defeated!*
<<Parliament>> Temper Tandrum: Wow, he really meant it...
Royalists Protest at Kineton Heath[edit]
*Welcome to #Kineton_Heath!*
*<<Royal>> Peasants has entered the game*
*<<Royal>> NoRtHaMpToN_ROOLS! has entered the game*
<<Royal>> Peasants: Down with Parliament! They Suck!
<<Royal>> NoRtHaMpToN_ROOLS!: Wait, here comes some Parliamentarians...
*<<Parliament>> Not so sonic BOOM! has entered the game*
<<Parliament>> Not so sonic BOOM!: Uhhh, hi?
<<Royal>> NoRtHaMpToN_ROOLS!: You know this an anti-Parliament server, ya know?
<<Parliament>> Not so sonic BOOM!: Well, I need to get to Warwick_Castle and deliver these here cannons, so we can beat you.
<<Royal>> Peasants: Well, we will just kill j00!
<<Parliament>> Not so sonic BOOM!: ...or I can just go back...
*<<Parliament>> Not so sonic BOOM! has left the game*
<<Royal>> Peasants: Wow, what a shallow victory...
<<Royal>> NoRtHaMpToN_ROOLS!: Yah...
Skirmish at Marshall's Elm[edit]
*Welcome to #Marshalls_Elm!*
*<<Parliament>> Noobie_Soldat has entered the game*
*<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN has entered the game*
*<<Royal>> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! has entered the game*
*<<Royal>> Stairwell has entered the game*
<<Royal>> Stairwell: Parliament! you shouldn't be here!
<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN: U idiot! the #Somerset servers are <<Parliament>>'s!
<<Royal>> Stairwell: I am in the minority, then. Fight, sick em!
<<Royal>> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!: Yes, me lord.
*Parliamentarian Troops killed by Royalist Dragoons!*
*Parliamentarian Troops killed by Royalist Dragoons!*
*Parliamentarian Troops killed by Royalist Dragoons!*
<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN: Fight back!
<<Parliament>> Noobie_Soldat: No way! I'm leaving!
*Parliamentarian Troops killed by Royalist Dragoons!*
*Parliamentarian Troops killed by Royalist Dragoons!*
*Parliamentarian Troops Captured by Royalist Troops!*
<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN: Captured?
<<Royal>> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!: Yah, I kind of got bored killing everyone.
*Parliamentarian Troops Captured by Royalist Troops!*
*Parliamentarian Troops Captured by Royalist Troops!*
*Parliamentarian Troops Captured by Royalist Troops!*
*Parliamentarian Troops Captured by Royalist Troops!*
<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN: Okay, you won this battle, but
*<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN has left the game!*
*<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN has entered the game*
<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN: Sorry, I was kicked. you may have won this battle, but you lost the war...
Covenanter forces attacks Irish Insergents[edit]
*Welcome to #Ulster!*
*<<Royal>> LeVeN_ROOLS! has entered the game*
*<<Royal>> Cover_Antlers has entered the game*
*Noob_Irishmens has entered the game*
<<Royal>> LeVeN_ROOLS!: Level em, boys!!
<<Royal>> Cover_Antlers: The Irish Uprising is now just a joke, right?
Noob_Irishmens: Hey!
<<Royal>> Cover_Antlers: I mean, the war is between the Parliament and the King, but you are loosing!
Noob_Irishmens: ...U suk
*Irish Troops killed by Royalist Troops!*
<<Royal>> Cover_Antlers: *sigh* your a side show...
*Irish Troops killed by Royalist Troops!*
*Irish Troops killed by Royalist Troops!*
*Irish Troops killed by Royalist Troops!*
*Irish Troops killed by Royalist Troops!*
Noob_Irishmens: U smell.
*Noob_Irishmens has left the game*
<<Royal>> LeVeN_ROOLS!: Good work!
<<Royal>> Cover_Antlers: You suck, I mean, all you do is just sit thar and tell me what to do!
<<Royal>> LeVeN_ROOLS!: stop being so smart!
Ooops, forgot to talk about Portsmouth...[edit]
*Welcome to #Portsmouth!*
*<<Royal>> WaRwIcK_ROOLS! has entered the game*
*<<Parliament>> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! has entered the game*
<<Parliament>> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!: Thanks for the ships, that really could put up a good blockade... can you go over that battle again, in vivid detail? just one more time?
<<Parliament>> WaRwIcK_ROOLS!: Nah.
<<Parliament>> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!: Aw...
Warwick Castle under seige[edit]
*Welcome to #Warwick_Castle!*
*<<Royal>> NoRtHaMpToN_ROOLS! has entered the game*
*<<Royal>> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! has entered the game*
*<<Parliament>> War_with_nick!!! has entered the game*
<<Royal>> NoRtHaMpToN_ROOLS!: Destroy that castle!
*Royalist Troops are trying to break through the castle walls! 1% done!*
<<Royal>> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!: Hack it down! Burn it to the ground! Look, a dog! Hahhahaha, me make Haiku!
<<Royal>> NoRtHaMpToN_ROOLS!: God, my troops are idiots...
*Royalist Troops are trying to break through the castle walls! 1.1% done!*
Bye, bye, Mr. Gurney[edit]
*Welcome to #London!*
*<<Royal>> London_Addy has entered the game*
<<Royal>> London_Addy: I love my town...
*<<Parliament>> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! has entered the game*
*<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN has entered the game*
<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN: By the order of the Long Parliament, you are arrested, London_Addy
<<Royal>> London_Addy: Are you threatening me, Mr. Pym?
*London_Addy pulls out a sword!*
<<Royal>> London_Addy: Come and get me!
*PYM_MAN pulls out a laser Gun!*
<<Royal>> London_Addy: Yeah, I guess I should kinda goto #tower now, right?
<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN: Oui.
*<<Royal>> London_Addy has left the game*
The New Kid in Town[edit]
*Welcome to #New_Parliament!*
*<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN has entered the game*
*<<Parliament>> We_will_stand_forever has entered the game*
<<Parliament>> We_will_stand_forever: Well, I heard your raid at #London. Good thing you got em.
<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN: Yes.
<<Parliament>> We_will_stand_forever: So, anything new?
<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN: Well, the Oxford Scholars are now rooting for Charley now.
<<Parliament>> We_will_stand_forever: Those bastards!
<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN: No, they'er just Scottish.
<<Parliament>> We_will_stand_forever: I just apointed a new addy for #London
<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN: Who?
<<Parliament>> We_will_stand_forever: Pure_Pennie
<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN: I know him! He helped me and the others when Charley put us in time out!
*Pure_Pennie has entered the game*
Pure_Pennie: Hi yall.
<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN: Hi! Long time, no see.
Pure_Pennie: Yeah, so, how yah been?
King Charles I[edit]
*Welcome to #York!*
*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*
*Peasants_o_York has entered the game*
*Judge Royal has entered the game*
<<Royal>> Judge Royal: Time for your speach, sire.
<<Royal>> Charley_is_#_1: Okay. MEN OF YORK!
<<Royal>> Peasants_o_York: Oi?
<<Royal>> Charley_is_#_1: Anyone who is part of the Parliament clan, is a traitor in my eyes!
<<Royal>> Peasants_o_York: What are they in my eyes?
<<Royal>> Judge Royal: Legally, whatever you want. But if you want to live, then they are traitors in your eyes aswell.
<<Royal>> Charley_is_#_1: Couldn't say it better myself.
<<Royal>> Judge Royal: What else would you pay me for?
Seige of Dover Castle[edit]
*Welcome to #Dover!*
*<<Royal>> Dove has entered the game*
*<<Parliament>> Parlez Vous Anglais? has entered the game*
<<Parliament>> Parlez Vous Anglais?: Eat cannon sucker!
<<Royal>> Dove: Huh?
*Dover Castle is now Parliamentarian!*
<<Parliament>> Dove: Huh?
The King goes to Nottingham[edit]
*Welcome to #Nottingham!*
*<<Royal>> Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*
*Peasants_o_Nott has entered the game*
<<Royal>> Charley_is_#_1: People of Nottingham! Your town will become a Royal town!
Peasants_o_Nott: Yay?
<<Royal>> Charley_is_#_1: Yes yay! I will raise my standard here, for all to see!
*Charley_is_#_1 Was Here!*
Peasants_o_Nott: Nice sig, charley...
<<Royal>> Charley_is_#_1: Well, when ever I talk on this server, the standard will be shown!
*Charley_is_#_1 Was Here!*
Peasants_o_Nott: Is that a good thing?
<<Royal>> Charley_is_#_1: YES!
*Charley_is_#_1 Was Here!*
Warwick woes[edit]
*Welcome to #Warwick_Castle!*
*<<Royal>> NoRtHaMpToN_ROOLS! has entered the game*
*<<Royal>> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! has entered the game*
*<<Parliament>> War_with_nick!!! has entered the game*
*Royalist Troops are trying to break through the castle walls! 52.6% done!*
<<Royal>> NoRtHaMpToN_ROOLS!: FIGHT!!! Your a lagger!
<<Royal>> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!: Well, my modem sucks.
*<<Parliament>> Brooken_Lord223 has entered the game*
<<Parliament>> Brooken_Lord223: HAHAHAH! I'm here to kill you all!
<<Parliament>> War_with_nick!!!: Including me?
<<Parliament>> Brooken_Lord223: No. Idiot.
*Royalist Troops killed by Parliamentarian Troops!*
*Royalist Troops killed by Parliamentarian Troops!*
*Royalist Troops killed by Parliamentarian Troops!*
*Royalist Troops killed by Parliamentarian Troops!*
*Royalist Troops killed by Parliamentarian Troops!*
*FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! has been killed!*
*FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! has left the game!*
<<Royal>> NoRtHaMpToN_ROOLS!: Uhhhhg!
*NoRtHaMpToN_ROOLS! has left the game!*
*Parliamentarian clan wins the fight!!*
The King and his Counsol[edit]
*Welcome to #Nottingham!*
*<<Royal>> Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*
*<<Royal>> X-BOX360 ist kreig has entered the game*
*<<Royal>> SoUtHaMpToN_ROOLS! has entered the game*
*<<Royal>> Cold-peper has entered the game*
<<Royal>> Charley_is_#_1: This is not good. We lost a fight...
*Charley_is_#_1 Was Here!*
<<Royal>> SoUtHaMpToN_ROOLS!: But we haven't lost the war.
<<Royal>> Charley_is_#_1: So? We lost a fight, against Parliament.
*Charley_is_#_1 Was Here!*
<<Royal>> X-BOX360 ist kreig: Speaking of Parlaiment, we really should talk to them.
<<Royal>> Charley_is_#_1: Why?
*Charley_is_#_1 Was Here!*
<<Royal>> X-BOX360 ist kreig: Because, then maybe we can just win this war.
<<Royal>> Charley_is_#_1: Fine. Cold-peper and South can go.
*Charley_is_#_1 Was Here!*
A meeting of two worlds[edit]
*Welcome to #London!*
*<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN has entered the game*
*<<Parliament>> We_will_stand_forever has entered the game*
*<<Royal>> SoUtHaMpToN_ROOLS! has entered the game*
*<<Royal>> Cold-peper has entered the game*
<<Royal>> SoUtHaMpToN_ROOLS!: Can we have a word with you all?
<<Parliament>> We_will_stand_forever: Go back to Rotting-ham, you nimrods! This is our base.
<<Royal>> Cold-peper: We should be the ones complaining, you base-rapped #Rochester trying to find <<Royal>> Hamdog...
<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN: Just leave.
*<<Royal>> SoUtHaMpToN_ROOLS! has left the game*
*<<Royal>> Cold-peper has left the game*