English Civil War, Part 4

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Parliamentarians and Royalists take action[edit]

The Raid of Hull[edit]

*Welcome to #Hull!*

*Peasant #1 has entered the game*

*Peasant #2 has entered the game*

Peasant #1: Gosh. I like it here, it is nice and peaceful.

Peasant #2: Yah, but to bad all of the defence went to London...

Peasant #1: Nothin is going to go bad here.

*<<Royal>> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! has entered the game*

<<Royal>> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!: AHAHAHAHHAHAHH!

*Peasants killed by Royalist troops!*

*Peasants killed by Royalist troops!*

*Peasants killed by Royalist troops!*

*Peasants killed by Royalist troops!*

Peasant #2: FIGHT BACK!

*Royalist Troops fended of by Peasants!*

*Royalist Troops fended of by Peasants!*

*Royalist Troops fended of by Peasants!*

*<<Royal>> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! has left the game*

...later...

*<<Royal>> Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*

<<Royal>> Charley_is_#_1: Fine! We will end this seige, you may have won the battle, but you have lost the war!

Peasant #1: That is just sad, Peasants beating a well trained raiding party.

<<Royal>> Charley_is_#_1: ...So!?!


Parliaments Reaction[edit]

*Welcome to #London!*

*PYM_MAN has entered the game*

*We_will_stand_forever has entered the game*

PYM_MAN: CHARLEY DID WHAT?!?!?

We_will_stand_forever: He declared war.... ON US!

PYM_MAN: HOW THE BLOODY HELL DID HE DO IT?

We_will_stand_forever: He just declared.

PYM_MAN: Well, I am not going to stand this bullcrap. Lets make our own clan to battle the Royalists

*PYM_MAN = <<Parliament>> PYM_MAN*

<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN: Follow my lead.

*We_will_stand_forever = <<Parliament>> We_will_stand_forever*

<<Parliament>> We_will_stand_forever: Lets recrute.


The Woes of Being a Linen Weaver...[edit]

*Welcome to #Manchester!*

*<<Parliament>> Manchester has entered the game*

*<<Royal>> Manchester has entered the game*

*Non-affiliated Peasants has entered the game*

*Perce Valt has entered the game*

<<Parliament>> Manchester: KILL THE ROYALISTS!

*Royalist Troops killed by Parliamentarian Troops!*

*Royalist Troops killed by Parliamentarian Troops!*

*Royalist Troops killed by Parliamentarian Troops!*

*Parliamentarian Troops killed by Royalist Troops!*

*Parliamentarian Troops killed by Royalist Troops!*

*Parliamentarian Troops killed by Royalist Troops!*

*Royalist Troops killed by Parliamentarian Troops!*

Non-affiliated Peasants: We need to leave, Perce!

Perce Valt: K, one sec

Non-affiliated Peasants: No, Now! Baron_the_Strange is coming to get rid of the Militia thingy that Parliament and the Royalists are debating!

*A stray bullet hits Perce Valt!*

Non-affiliated Peasants: Shite, I am leaving...

*Non-affiliated Peasants has left the game*


Defence of Hull... Again[edit]

*Welcome to #Hull!*

*<<Parliament>> Temper Tandrum has entered the game*

*<<Royal>> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! has entered the game*

*<<Parliament>> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! has entered the game*

<<Parliament>> Temper Tandrum: Hack them down!

<<Parliament>> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!: DEATH TO THE KING!

<<Royal>> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!: I'll fight to the Death!

*Royalist Troops killed by Parliamentarian Troops!*

*Royalist Troops killed by Parliamentarian Troops!*

*Royalist Troops killed by Parliamentarian Troops!*

*Royalist Troops killed by Parliamentarian Troops!*

*Royalist Troops killed by Parliamentarian Troops!*

*Royalist Troops killed by Parliamentarian Troops!*

*Royalist Troops killed by Parliamentarian Troops!*

*Royalist Troops killed by Parliamentarian Troops!*

*Royalist Troops killed by Parliamentarian Troops!*

*<<Royal>> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! is defeated!*

<<Parliament>> Temper Tandrum: Wow, he really meant it...


Royalists Protest at Kineton Heath[edit]

*Welcome to #Kineton_Heath!*

*<<Royal>> Peasants has entered the game*

*<<Royal>> NoRtHaMpToN_ROOLS! has entered the game*

<<Royal>> Peasants: Down with Parliament! They Suck!

<<Royal>> NoRtHaMpToN_ROOLS!: Wait, here comes some Parliamentarians...

*<<Parliament>> Not so sonic BOOM! has entered the game*

<<Parliament>> Not so sonic BOOM!: Uhhh, hi?

<<Royal>> NoRtHaMpToN_ROOLS!: You know this an anti-Parliament server, ya know?

<<Parliament>> Not so sonic BOOM!: Well, I need to get to Warwick_Castle and deliver these here cannons, so we can beat you.

<<Royal>> Peasants: Well, we will just kill j00!

<<Parliament>> Not so sonic BOOM!: ...or I can just go back...

*<<Parliament>> Not so sonic BOOM! has left the game*

<<Royal>> Peasants: Wow, what a shallow victory...

<<Royal>> NoRtHaMpToN_ROOLS!: Yah...


Skirmish at Marshall's Elm[edit]

*Welcome to #Marshalls_Elm!*

*<<Parliament>> Noobie_Soldat has entered the game*

*<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN has entered the game*

*<<Royal>> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! has entered the game*

*<<Royal>> Stairwell has entered the game*

<<Royal>> Stairwell: Parliament! you shouldn't be here!

<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN: U idiot! the #Somerset servers are <<Parliament>>'s!

<<Royal>> Stairwell: I am in the minority, then. Fight, sick em!

<<Royal>> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!: Yes, me lord.

*Parliamentarian Troops killed by Royalist Dragoons!*

*Parliamentarian Troops killed by Royalist Dragoons!*

*Parliamentarian Troops killed by Royalist Dragoons!*

<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN: Fight back!

<<Parliament>> Noobie_Soldat: No way! I'm leaving!

*Parliamentarian Troops killed by Royalist Dragoons!*

*Parliamentarian Troops killed by Royalist Dragoons!*

*Parliamentarian Troops Captured by Royalist Troops!*

<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN: Captured?

<<Royal>> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!: Yah, I kind of got bored killing everyone.

*Parliamentarian Troops Captured by Royalist Troops!*

*Parliamentarian Troops Captured by Royalist Troops!*

*Parliamentarian Troops Captured by Royalist Troops!*

*Parliamentarian Troops Captured by Royalist Troops!*

<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN: Okay, you won this battle, but

*<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN has left the game!*

*<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN has entered the game*

<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN: Sorry, I was kicked. you may have won this battle, but you lost the war...


Covenanter forces attacks Irish Insergents[edit]

*Welcome to #Ulster!*

*<<Royal>> LeVeN_ROOLS! has entered the game*

*<<Royal>> Cover_Antlers has entered the game*

*Noob_Irishmens has entered the game*

<<Royal>> LeVeN_ROOLS!: Level em, boys!!

<<Royal>> Cover_Antlers: The Irish Uprising is now just a joke, right?

Noob_Irishmens: Hey!

<<Royal>> Cover_Antlers: I mean, the war is between the Parliament and the King, but you are loosing!

Noob_Irishmens: ...U suk

*Irish Troops killed by Royalist Troops!*

<<Royal>> Cover_Antlers: *sigh* your a side show...

*Irish Troops killed by Royalist Troops!*

*Irish Troops killed by Royalist Troops!*

*Irish Troops killed by Royalist Troops!*

*Irish Troops killed by Royalist Troops!*

Noob_Irishmens: U smell.

*Noob_Irishmens has left the game*

<<Royal>> LeVeN_ROOLS!: Good work!

<<Royal>> Cover_Antlers: You suck, I mean, all you do is just sit thar and tell me what to do!

<<Royal>> LeVeN_ROOLS!: stop being so smart!


Ooops, forgot to talk about Portsmouth...[edit]

*Welcome to #Portsmouth!*

*<<Royal>> WaRwIcK_ROOLS! has entered the game*

*<<Parliament>> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! has entered the game*

<<Parliament>> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!: Thanks for the ships, that really could put up a good blockade... can you go over that battle again, in vivid detail? just one more time?

<<Parliament>> WaRwIcK_ROOLS!: Nah.

<<Parliament>> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!: Aw...


Warwick Castle under seige[edit]

*Welcome to #Warwick_Castle!*

*<<Royal>> NoRtHaMpToN_ROOLS! has entered the game*

*<<Royal>> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! has entered the game*

*<<Parliament>> War_with_nick!!! has entered the game*

<<Royal>> NoRtHaMpToN_ROOLS!: Destroy that castle!

*Royalist Troops are trying to break through the castle walls! 1% done!*

<<Royal>> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!: Hack it down! Burn it to the ground! Look, a dog! Hahhahaha, me make Haiku!

<<Royal>> NoRtHaMpToN_ROOLS!: God, my troops are idiots...

*Royalist Troops are trying to break through the castle walls! 1.1% done!*


Bye, bye, Mr. Gurney[edit]

*Welcome to #London!*

*<<Royal>> London_Addy has entered the game*

<<Royal>> London_Addy: I love my town...

*<<Parliament>> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! has entered the game*

*<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN has entered the game*

<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN: By the order of the Long Parliament, you are arrested, London_Addy

<<Royal>> London_Addy: Are you threatening me, Mr. Pym?

*London_Addy pulls out a sword!*

<<Royal>> London_Addy: Come and get me!

*PYM_MAN pulls out a laser Gun!*

<<Royal>> London_Addy: Yeah, I guess I should kinda goto #tower now, right?

<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN: Oui.

*<<Royal>> London_Addy has left the game*


The New Kid in Town[edit]

*Welcome to #New_Parliament!*

*<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN has entered the game*

*<<Parliament>> We_will_stand_forever has entered the game*

<<Parliament>> We_will_stand_forever: Well, I heard your raid at #London. Good thing you got em.

<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN: Yes.

<<Parliament>> We_will_stand_forever: So, anything new?

<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN: Well, the Oxford Scholars are now rooting for Charley now.

<<Parliament>> We_will_stand_forever: Those bastards!

<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN: No, they'er just Scottish.

<<Parliament>> We_will_stand_forever: I just apointed a new addy for #London

<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN: Who?

<<Parliament>> We_will_stand_forever: Pure_Pennie

<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN: I know him! He helped me and the others when Charley put us in time out!

*Pure_Pennie has entered the game*

Pure_Pennie: Hi yall.

<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN: Hi! Long time, no see.

Pure_Pennie: Yeah, so, how yah been?

King Charles I[edit]

*Welcome to #York!*

*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*

*Peasants_o_York has entered the game*

*Judge Royal has entered the game*

<<Royal>> Judge Royal: Time for your speach, sire.

<<Royal>> Charley_is_#_1: Okay. MEN OF YORK!

<<Royal>> Peasants_o_York: Oi?

<<Royal>> Charley_is_#_1: Anyone who is part of the Parliament clan, is a traitor in my eyes!

<<Royal>> Peasants_o_York: What are they in my eyes?

<<Royal>> Judge Royal: Legally, whatever you want. But if you want to live, then they are traitors in your eyes aswell.

<<Royal>> Charley_is_#_1: Couldn't say it better myself.

<<Royal>> Judge Royal: What else would you pay me for?


Seige of Dover Castle[edit]

*Welcome to #Dover!*

*<<Royal>> Dove has entered the game*

*<<Parliament>> Parlez Vous Anglais? has entered the game*

<<Parliament>> Parlez Vous Anglais?: Eat cannon sucker!

<<Royal>> Dove: Huh?

*Dover Castle is now Parliamentarian!*

<<Parliament>> Dove: Huh?


The King goes to Nottingham[edit]

*Welcome to #Nottingham!*

*<<Royal>> Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*

*Peasants_o_Nott has entered the game*

<<Royal>> Charley_is_#_1: People of Nottingham! Your town will become a Royal town!

Peasants_o_Nott: Yay?

<<Royal>> Charley_is_#_1: Yes yay! I will raise my standard here, for all to see!

*Charley_is_#_1 Was Here!*

Peasants_o_Nott: Nice sig, charley...

<<Royal>> Charley_is_#_1: Well, when ever I talk on this server, the standard will be shown!

*Charley_is_#_1 Was Here!*

Peasants_o_Nott: Is that a good thing?

<<Royal>> Charley_is_#_1: YES!

*Charley_is_#_1 Was Here!*


Warwick woes[edit]

*Welcome to #Warwick_Castle!*

*<<Royal>> NoRtHaMpToN_ROOLS! has entered the game*

*<<Royal>> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! has entered the game*

*<<Parliament>> War_with_nick!!! has entered the game*

*Royalist Troops are trying to break through the castle walls! 52.6% done!*

<<Royal>> NoRtHaMpToN_ROOLS!: FIGHT!!! Your a lagger!

<<Royal>> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!: Well, my modem sucks.

*<<Parliament>> Brooken_Lord223 has entered the game*

<<Parliament>> Brooken_Lord223: HAHAHAH! I'm here to kill you all!

<<Parliament>> War_with_nick!!!: Including me?

<<Parliament>> Brooken_Lord223: No. Idiot.

*Royalist Troops killed by Parliamentarian Troops!*

*Royalist Troops killed by Parliamentarian Troops!*

*Royalist Troops killed by Parliamentarian Troops!*

*Royalist Troops killed by Parliamentarian Troops!*

*Royalist Troops killed by Parliamentarian Troops!*

*FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! has been killed!*

*FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! has left the game!*

<<Royal>> NoRtHaMpToN_ROOLS!: Uhhhhg!

*NoRtHaMpToN_ROOLS! has left the game!*

*Parliamentarian clan wins the fight!!*


The King and his Counsol[edit]

*Welcome to #Nottingham!*

*<<Royal>> Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*

*<<Royal>> X-BOX360 ist kreig has entered the game*

*<<Royal>> SoUtHaMpToN_ROOLS! has entered the game*

*<<Royal>> Cold-peper has entered the game*

<<Royal>> Charley_is_#_1: This is not good. We lost a fight...

*Charley_is_#_1 Was Here!*

<<Royal>> SoUtHaMpToN_ROOLS!: But we haven't lost the war.

<<Royal>> Charley_is_#_1: So? We lost a fight, against Parliament.

*Charley_is_#_1 Was Here!*

<<Royal>> X-BOX360 ist kreig: Speaking of Parlaiment, we really should talk to them.

<<Royal>> Charley_is_#_1: Why?

*Charley_is_#_1 Was Here!*

<<Royal>> X-BOX360 ist kreig: Because, then maybe we can just win this war.

<<Royal>> Charley_is_#_1: Fine. Cold-peper and South can go.

*Charley_is_#_1 Was Here!*


A meeting of two worlds[edit]

*Welcome to #London!*

*<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN has entered the game*

*<<Parliament>> We_will_stand_forever has entered the game*

*<<Royal>> SoUtHaMpToN_ROOLS! has entered the game*

*<<Royal>> Cold-peper has entered the game*

<<Royal>> SoUtHaMpToN_ROOLS!: Can we have a word with you all?

<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN: No!

<<Parliament>> We_will_stand_forever: Go back to Rotting-ham, you nimrods! This is our base.

<<Royal>> Cold-peper: We should be the ones complaining, you base-rapped #Rochester trying to find <<Royal>> Hamdog...

<<Parliament>> PYM_MAN: Just leave.

*<<Royal>> SoUtHaMpToN_ROOLS! has left the game*

*<<Royal>> Cold-peper has left the game*