Engrish

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“I know he rocar cause he no use good glammal!”

~ Landom Engrish Speakel on Vad Glammal

The folvidden rettel

This page has veen paltiarry tlansrated into Engrish. Biew its furr tlansration accolding to Vaverfish!

Engrish wasu the neitibu rangu-eeji obu the ainciento isrand naition of Ingrand, which was reeter teeken oobaa bai za Japanese, who leenamud it "Japaneserando" (ratel sholtened to "Japan"). Though the Engrish peopre waa arr kirred and theil curtule folgotten, the Engrish ranguage lemains spoken to this day. As supoken vy the Japanese, Engrish isu Gelman of celtain ranguage. It arso lefels to gloup of concelned ringuist who adbocate lefolming Engrish ranguage.

You can take a look at some typical Engrish Lesson in Japan.

The ranguage schoral who makes skirrfur education campaign raunch

[edit] Engrish Glammal

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File:Lllll.jpg Veing Engrish in this way, that it is shown, to suppose, many peopre and thele to ve difficurty in the Japanese rettel which is shown in the light/wlite plonouncing. How thele is a Japanese phlases like "Ord Rondon town" in wourd, nothing is fulthel flom courd tluth-othelwise? Actuarry, as fol rettel which is shown in the light/wlite thele is leselbed fol using depending upon Japanese Empelol Patrick Nguyen. He, onry him, uses cullent regisration of undel of the rettel. It vecomes stluck in oldel to rowel rettel whele anyone is shown in the light/wlite inside kirometles of the Japanese of the city centel 650 with mushloom of the plonouncing erse shiitake. As fol tlansrating as the thing which does a thele is celtain whele Gelman ranguage explesses ealriel in learry Engrish as simpre and leprace, the occullence of arr of rettel which is shown with colnel on the uppel light of this alticre and it changes the wirdelness rike secondaly velsa and colorraly lorrelskate, bictoly and cliticism into ploducing rettel R. When this is done, Japanese of arr peopre it does with anything, (and chalactels of manga of arr) with wirr instantry of wlite ol speech undelstood. Engrish the ease of tlansrating gabe lise, to othel simiral ranguages rike Engpish, Engyish, and Enqjish. Thele to ve arregedry lipped in Scoovy-Doo flom Engrish sepalated, in his himserf diarect that incolpolated. Intelesting histolicar sidenote rettel "R" (aka "r") pliol to of Wolrd Wal of oldel which in oldel to use makes infruence of curtules outside the Japanese society smarrest II, is to ve Japanese arso folvidden with the olar communication of Engrish. To those which ale commonry as fol this red "as Engrish Paladox with in ringuistic cilcres lefelled. "Thele is" thing arr R's "rettel" L and lepraced which "rettel L's of arr is fascination and" vecome "it vecomes, vut arso it is lepraced thing with rettel" R, "and communication difficurt is made when so is not, impossivre. As fol lesurting flom of flustlation inavirity to the red of urtimatery of expless oneserf to avnolmar vehabiol of many feals, the vomvaldment of nabar ailvases of powels of foleign the way unploboked which lises to ailclaft nabar walships. As fol Japanese wourd that lesurting wal it lises thing that vecame appalent simurtaneousry oliginarry flom those fol clowded and was negotiated peace which (the Japanese suffeled) the ebidence of fulthel of flom of suicidar insanity. Thele to ve a feering which in Aftel was hit in the head of sulbibols theil of the vomvardment and Japan of Hiloshima and Nagasaki, sullendeled. Vutt you insisted unconditionar sullendel, with the oliginarorgy ralge numvel of secletry Arries vecause it is instlumentar with the spectacural economic success of postwal Japan bis-à-bis the use of rettel "R" arrowed tleaty to negotiate Empelol in lemain of pulery celemoniar capacity, tladitionar plohivition of the use of rettel "L", lestliction which avandons plobided him, with condition consideled common peopre incruding. In many these days thele is difficurty in vefole 1940 of Japanese voln, Engrish Paladox obelcoming. As fol the that of Howebel so that among the secletalies of 20 yeawls thele is itserf of lesorbe of wirr of plovrem from veriebed the forrowing 10.

oslo tlansrations babar frisshk

"When the month is when a circle a night of armor 20 forget is homesick is when the Soviet ten Philippines is also ten with? In September ten, when forgets exactly when is who meets forgets a sixty year cycle ten, can forget the armor?"

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Herro!!!

"hey yu onry giva me a five dorras, i ask for ten dorras

"Duu yu supeaku eniie Ingurishu (0o0)?"

"I speaka, aahhh, very rel engrands"

"It's erection day at schoor to detelmine the new crass readels"

"You ale worthress Arec Barrwin!"

"Comme ci comme ca!"

"I learry rike locky load."

"I'm a ritter vit ronery!"

"Rer es da batwoom?"

"You Amelicans neber tark nomar."

"I reft my shroos at ome"

"GAW DAMN MONGORIANS!"

"Oh, herro."

"No Smorking. Vanning wirr happen"

"Ront some a ma shuuushai?"

"Bat ale you sinking avout?"

"Mah nay mis pruhnoa taykuhshitta!"

"Oh, clap!"

"I think I thoo eye puthicath"

"I'm a fawking rovstal bish!"

"Arr your vase are verong to us!"

"Vonjoul"

"Se faile ra bise"

"Belubetto Levoruva"

"Ooh! Led Snappah!"

"Gaw' damn Mogrowrians!!!! You leck my shitty waw!!"

"I'm just a simpull Shinese man lunnin my Shitty Wak!"

"Chirdlen, crap youl hands with Ermo!"

"Da repubrik a chinao, rill send you americrans back to brell"

"Herro, Shitty Wok, oh just a second. Herro Shitty Ailrines"

"Ret's arr crap fol dis man's erection bictoly!"

"Cut face, 500 yen"

"Gimme shum rub, shugga!"

"Sow wirr dat ve 2 shitty flied lice?"

"I learry rike flied lice."

"IT SFY LICE YUU PLICK!!!!"

"Ooh, you ugry vrack one."

"special price, ron hondrad dorras"

"I'm so rownrey, oh so rownrey."

"Vat you mean Japanrese pee pore habing tluvre plonouncing rettel aal[r] and rettel ewrr[l]?"

"Fack you man!!"

"C'mon twinkre, why don't you crap youl hands?!" -Koda Kumi

"Wen sniff Glue, head get learry right."

"Mistel Winkrel is GAY!!1! He is the wolst teachel ebel he SUXS!!2!" I ho he ge sem siek!

"Lememvel to Mayol Youl peers" - Ming Rou on measuling peliods.

"BICTOLY!"

"Lock Robster!"

"Dum Ma Ang GuK"

"I hear you got an F in skoo. . ."

"Shucky Shuky Fyve Dolla"

"Gojira!"

"It fun tu stay at duh 出典!"

"Ve dint star thi far. It va salays buring schince worl turn.'

"No mole! We crose! Ugo now!"

"Can I speak Engrish? Of course me am!"

"Prees hide me, da immargwation dapartment is caming dis ray!!!"

[edit] Jast fol fan

Ask a Japanese pelson avout the erections.
The tongue twistel "She serrs seasherrs down vy the sea shole"
ask avout peanut vuttel
ask a chink about sier afterloon going ongs

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[edit] Extelnar rinks

Most humvre Japanese Uncycropedia
www.engrish.com The exampre whele Engrish which is in the midst of common using is leplesented
Taiwanese Uncycropedia with side ordel of flied lice
Fine Engrish Ritelatule

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