Enslaved and Rejected Brickmasons
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Also known as the "Eat at Arby's" gang, the Enslaved and Rejected Brickmasons were formed as a result of its members, mostly residents of Montana, being expelled from the Kenny Kuhn Klan due to the fact that, while the Brickmasons were very much in synch with the ideology of the KKK, their public relations problems were very embarrassing for other, more prominent KKK members who aspired to public office, people such as George W. Bush and Montana Senator Conrad Burns.
After attempting to form an independent nation in the desert near Jordan, Montana, the Brickmasons were all arrested after a stand-off with the FBI, who refused to invade their compound because of a relatively recent incident in Texas involving David Koresh, his besieged followers, and government use of incendiary devices, an event which, while proving fatal for Koresh and company, some of them children, was also highly embarrassing to the U.S Justice Department, then led by Attorney General Janet Reno, best known for pathetic denials of her obvious lesbianism and for her close friendship with then-first lady Hillary "Bisexual? Who Me?" Rodham Clinton.
