Eons
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An eon is the lifespan of a universe, generally less than five minutes.
Eon was the fictional donkey in the Winnie the Pooh books who was really old.
[edit] Examples of activities requiring eons to complete
- waiting in line at the grocery store
- having a cavity filled
- waiting for the light to turn green
- watching a little old lady walk across the pedestrian walk
- heating up a hotdog in the microwave
