Epilepsy
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“In Soviet Russia, epilepsy get YOU!!”
~ Lumpylion on Pokemon
“Whats the procedure when someone has one? - You fill a bath of hot water, chuck em in, then chuck your fuckin mucky washing in with em ”
~ Postman Pat on epileptic seizures
“Holy crap, that's just mean. G-g-g-gaaah-aaarrggg-urrrg-ep-ep-eppp-eppp-epi-pi-lep-leppi-lepsiiiii-guurrrr-aaaaaaaarg!!!”
~ Some guy on viewing this page to find out about the condition that he has, which is pretty much pointless (surely he knows about it?) and then having a seizure over it on Epilepsy
<Epilepsy, when the brain misfires: noun, meaning 'to vibrate'.
The Epileptic is one whose brain misfired and vibrates.
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[edit] History
First discovered in a Greek nunnery, the partygoer enjoys a mild to very strong shaking session when probed by blackpool-esque flashing lights.
Normally turtles are seen fleeing from epilepsy, when the brain misfires, enduced hardcore nightclub scenes. Police are still trying to outsmart the original epileptic nun, who, after taking in some of the local nightclub scene, started vibrating through the earth. She is believed to be around 5 foot 6, 159 pounds and somewhere between England and China (underground)
[edit] Secondary Definition
Epilepsy, when the brain misfires, is the name of Joy Division's fourth album.
Someone who eats the unusual combination of 4 Slices of Toast with butter and jam and a mug of hot saltwater.
Riverdance has begun hiring epileptics as part of their scheme to hypnotize the Earth's population of Asians.
[edit] What can cause a seizure?
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[edit] OMGWTF??
Right now, you are under the belief that you are reading an article. This is in fact not true. In reality, your brain is short-circuiting very rapidly and firing synapses in quick succession. As your grey matter quickly turns to mush, you might begin to lose your grip on reality. This is perfectly normal for someone whose grey matter is quickly turning to mush.
[edit] What can I do?
