Error of Dinosaurs

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The big error that the dinosaurs made was not inventing spaceships so that they could escape when, 65 million years ago, that great big comet was hurtling towards the Earth and about to kill them.

Except for the little-known Triceratops sapiens and Coelophysis sapiens species which joined forces to invent space travel and flee to Mars, the comet wiped out all traces of intelligent life on Earth at the time it struck.

Yes, the Martians actually came from Earth in the first place. Oh, except that the Martian meteorite proves that the dinosaurs originally evolved from little micro-organisms who came from Mars in the first place.

To be confused with the Era of Dinosaurs.