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- You were going to get around to it, really, you just didn't quite find the time.
- You would have gone to if you were invited. Honest.
- Something just came up!
Users are encouraged to post glowing reports of events that they did in fact go to. Those who failed to do so are expected to post apologies, monologues, diatribes, castigations, or legal threats, as appropriate.