Every playground and/or stand-up comedian ever

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All comedians are playgrounds, but not all playgrounds are comedians.

Some playgrounds (the noncomedian variety) are the kind of deal where you take your little kid and let him (not Italic texther/Italic text, mind you, because little girls will get kidnapped and raped by Bill Clinton) run around and expend all of his excess energy, because if you don't, he'll grow up and wear thick glasses, work in a cubicle, and look at animal-oriented pornography on his lunch break. If enough pent-up childhood energy is not released, this child will become a comedian, thus implying that he is now a playground.

Comedians are mental playgrounds, but more in a third-person sense, than a first person one. You watch this dude (because John Belushi always said woman comedians sucked) run around and laugh and giggle, and this osmosis of cheerfulness (even though we all know comedians are ticking timebombs of depression and speedballs) makes you as happy as Michael Jackson in a day-care center.

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