Everything=cake
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We all know that 1=2. But if 1=2, everything must be equal to cake
“ Wait. What the fuck is this article about? I mean, seriously.”
~ Oscar Wilde on this article
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[edit] Mathematical proof
[edit] Proof 1
- we all know that
- 1 = 2
- Now, lets add 1 to both sides of the equation.
- 2 = 3
- Notice that both equations contain a common value of two, this means that:
- 1 = 2 = 3
- Therefore: 1 = 3, this pattern can then be continued:
- This can also be done in reverse:
- This law also applies to fractions:
- this causes that
everything = everything − else
[edit] Defining division by zero
Now we need to define the well known division by zero problem. Now you might say that, i shouldn't because it would destroy the Universe. Reading this part of the article might turn your head into a splode, but that's just bad luck. It won't destroy the universe, I promise. To the people who still claim that dividing by zero destroys the universe, please leave
- we all know that
Now, this is the part that can turn your head into a splode, so if you don't dare, don't read: We've managed to define that any number (represented by a) divided by zero is equal to cake divided by zero.
This law applies to any number, so we can multiply this by 0, and get that
- a = cake
- but since anything can be expressed in numbers
- everything = cake
[edit] simple proof that doesn't involve division by zero
- We all know that
- 1 = 2
- Now we subtract 1,
- 0 = 1(1(0?))
- multiply that by anything
- 0 = anything
- or by cake
- 0 = cake
- So,
- anything = 0 = cake
- That means that
- Anything = cake
EVERY THING IS CAKE! OOOOooo...what a waste of time.
[edit] causes of this
- you love eating cake
- You loving having sex with cake too (poor cake)
- there are always pics of (naked) cakes on /b/
- the HTX-way of pwning bitches actually works
- We are now able to divide by zero without collapsing the universe
- All calculators are wrong while trying to divide by zero
