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There have always been evil schemes to take over the world. We were just too stupid to notice.

Contents 1 plans for world domination 2 IOOWESTTOTWs 2.1 Monkeys 2.1.1 Introduction 2.1.2 The Signs 2.2 Cats 2.2.1 Introduction 2.2.2 The Signs 2.2.3 The Conclusion 2.3 Wal-Mart 2.3.1 The Sweatshops 2.3.1.1 Origins 2.3.1.2 Your Children 2.3.2 The Missile Silos 2.4 Adam Sandler 2.5 Oprah Winfrey 2.6 UN 2.6.1 NERV 2.7 Cobra 3 Anti-IOOWESTTOTW organisations 4 The Great Banana Wars 5 The Future of the World

[edit] plans for world domination

1)Kill George Bush.

2)Take over all telecommunication technology.

3)Sign that little contract with that guy called "Stan". You've been meaning to do it, after all, and it doesn't require all that much blood to sign your name at the bottom of a suspiciously old, creepy-looking piece of paper.

[edit] IOOWESTTOTWs

Individuals or organisations with evil schemes to take over the world are called IOOWESTTOTWs (short for- Individuals Or Organisations With Evil Schemes To Take Over The World).

The Greatest IOOWESTTOTWs so far are

• Monkeys
• Cats
• Wal-Mart
• Pinky and The Brain
• Adam Sandler
• Uncyclopedia
• Oprah Winfrey
• The Yankees
• AMSWWBUW
• The UN
  • NERV
• Cobra
• Ferrets
• Monkeys
• Dr. Nefarious
• Stewie Griffin
• Invader Zim
• ClayPigeonSite
• Siffler
• Chairman Drek
• The British Library
• The other library in Britain
• A third library in Britain
• Certainly not the Scientologists!
• DNALRREKCUS
• Monkeys
• Bill Nye
• People
• You
• And did I mention *Monkeys?

[edit] Monkeys

[edit] Introduction

Despite repeated complaints and warnings from concerned citizens, the governments of the world have refused to look into or even acknowledge the ever- growing threat of monkey- world-domination.

[edit] The Signs

Interestingly enough, there have been reports for researchers the world over about the increased use of tools by the monkey population. The bonobo monkeys in eastern Congo have reportedly been seen using primitive PSP's fashioned out of twigs and leaves. Their version of Tekken is not very high on graphics, though.

The monkey society has also evolved to a large extent with definite signs of caste-creed hierarchy, though it seems to be a matriarchal society, as can be elucidated on observing their leader, Tipper Gore.

Monkeys play also a central role in the AMSWWBUW, but that's a different story.

[edit] Cats

[edit] Introduction

Yup, it’s true. Cats ARE alien reptiloids in fuzzy atmosphere suits come here to take over the world. Understandably, they don’t get along very well with the monkeys.

[edit] The Signs

The meticulously researched 2001 documentary Cats & Dogs, documented the initial days of the Second Banana War. Film- maker Lawrence Guterman lost 17 members of his crew to feline fury.
For some reason, people think it a kiddie movie.
and;

The Broadway musical- Cats

[edit] The Conclusion

They're evil. EVIL I tell ya!!!!

[edit] Wal-Mart

Wal-mart is the evil chain of child sweatshops and underground missile silos, commanded by Lord Emperor George Clinton.

[edit] The Sweatshops

[edit] Origins

Back in the mid-80's, Wal-Mart secretly purchased the National Education Association from President Walt Disney, kicking off Lord Clinton's plans to rule the world. Think your kids go to school every morning on those yellow busses? Think again, folks.

[edit] Your Children

Your children travel through Stargate 745-D every morning from the Wal-Mart compound in Area 51 to the 11th circle of Hell (a.k.a. The Lair of Commercial Exploiting, White-Collar crimes, and the all-too-common Nun-Bunting). There, they begin the days biddings; scabbing potential unions, rollbacks, and missile-building (for the silos).

[edit] The Missile Silos

Located deep underground every Wal-Mart is a giant missile silo, stocket with enough nuclear power to destroy the moon. Unfortunately for Lord Emperor George Clinton, in a confusion of too much "funky-freshness," this is where the missiles will be sent on Doomsday in the year 4395 A.C.

[edit] Adam Sandler

Adam Sandler developed by giant Irish cats has been trying to take over the world ever since he found the Jade dragon statue of doom. It is believed that he has joined forces with Betty White (the blonde hair lady on Golden Girls). Betty White was last seen in a Volcano fighting Robert Deniro; be on alert for Betty White and Adam Sandler. The first place he was seen was in London, which is now levelled

[edit] Oprah Winfrey

She tells you what to eat, wear, drink, and read. Her right hand man, Dr. Phil, tells you how to think. Mrs. Winfrey IS Big Brother.

[edit] UN

[edit] NERV

See Neon Genesis Evangelion

[edit] Cobra

"The Joe team fights a never-ending battle against COBRA, a ruthless terrorist organisation bent on world domination." ~ Oscar Wilde on COBRA

[edit] Anti-IOOWESTTOTW organisations

[edit] The Great Banana Wars

Great banana wars were started when Mother Thereza raped small african children, ate all african kittens and used all african bananas to mixed children, kittes and apes with. Since, there has been a shortage of bananas in africa, and the wars emerged.

However, The Great African Coctail remains the summer drink of our times, as chicken, cows, kittens, apes and children gets happily mixed with bananas and enjoyed across the Universe.

[edit] The Future of the World

Is being planned and executed by the Bank.