Extreme Hide and Seek

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“Haha, you still havent found me.”

~ Madeleine McCann on Hiding

“You haven't found me either!”

~ Osama bin Laden on Extreme Hide and Seek

Extreme Hide and Seek (or EHS) is an extreme sport in which people hide in an extreme or strange locations and wait to be sought. Locations include Belgium, Fridges, TV Cabinets, Wardrobes, nuclear plants and in a goat. Extreme Hide and Seekers take their sport extremely seriously.

The Seekmaster General

The Rules[edit]

  • Agree a time frame for one person to hide and for another to count and seek.
  • Nominate a person to hide. They shall be known as The Fugitive.
  • Nominate a person to seek. They shall be known as The Seekmaster General.
  • The Fugitive goes and hides in an obscure place, usually among the cast of MADtv.
  • After the agreed time limit has been reached the Seekmaster General starts the seeking procedure.
  • Once the Fugitive has been found the game is over.

How it all started[edit]

Hello? Elvis??

Extreme Hide and Seek was first played in Biblical times with the first player believed to be Noah of Noah's Ark fame. Historians have suggested that there wasn't a flood inundating the Earth but rather a mass game of Extreme Hide and Seek being played.

Moses was a keen Seekmaster General. Who can forget the now infamous Parting of the Red Sea incident when looking for Elvis?

EHS champion[edit]

Not counting Hide and Go Jesus, Waldo is the best. He is so good, the government took photos of scenes where he is likely to go, like a zoo, or back in time. People over the nation participate in finding Waldo at every turn. On the plus side, Waldo generated massive profits by selling the "Where's Waldo" books. When he was finally found, scientists explored other ways to keep the search going. They made the book "Where's Waldo?: The path to Mental Health."

Famous Matches[edit]

  • "Iron" Joe Stalin v. Adolph "Al" Hitler. A textbook example of the "using ten army divisions" maneuver.
  • Vladimir and Estragon v. Godot. One of the very few matches where the Fugitive scored an overwhelming victory in what was considered a very uninspired match.

See Also[edit]