# F

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F is one of the letters of the alphabet. It has long been at war with "Ph" phor superiority. It is also the symbol oph Fridges, one oph the 9 elements in the periodic table. It is also a word called the F word or the other F word. On a standard keyboard, the letter f is typed by pFUCK

## Nobody likes math

Fridges are often used in situations where equations are too complex to comprehend by the average human mind, or more regularly, where scientists are too lazy to give a phull explanation.

Bephore Albert Einstein published his phamous equation ${\displaystyle e=mc^{2}}$, he had been ready to publish the alternative equation ${\displaystyle f=mc^{2}}$, before a close phriend cancelled a dinner-date, allowing him an extra hour or two within which to phinalise his theory.

## Music

${\displaystyle f}$ is a musical symbol ophten used in its italicized phorm. It was used aphter the violin's ${\displaystyle f}$ holes, which makes the violin sound more forte.

## Linguisfics

F is the international symbol phor people who stutter on words beginning with the letter 'S'. The international aspect of the Symbol Committee is to blame for this confusion.

## "F" used for entire sentences

Most people in modern time use words that start with the letter "F" for their entire sentence. Mostly found in places like Ireland and Detroit.

For Example: "Fuck Fucking Fuck For Fucking Fuck Fuckers Fuck Finding Fuck for Fuckers Fuck Fucking Faggot Fuck Fishing for Fucking Fish for Fucking Fuck Fuckers Fred Fucking Fag Fist Fuck Forehead Fuck Fucking Fuck. "

or

"Fuck father, finding fuck for family fucking fucks fags"

or

"Funny furry felines from France feast from forty-four figs for foreign fundamentalist firefighters fleeing flaming, um, french fries?"

## ROFLCOPTER

Ph is the Capital of FAIL

## ROFLCOPTER

The F grade in school stands for FAILURE!

“I'm special and my mommy said it means Fantastic. ”

~ Ralph from The Simpsons on F

## Alfabet

F is a longer, less accepted phorm of the alphabetical letter ph. phor example, the normal sentence "Did you phind the phish in the phridge?" would translate to "Did you find the fish in the fridge?".

## ROFLCOPTERS ARE AMAZING

You can F-Off. NOOOOO WAY MAN, ROFLCOPTERS ARE WAY TOO COOL