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“He was a good man. He was also a good cook. His cheesecake was FUCKIN A!”
~ Oscar Wilde on F3
F3, also knows as FIII and F the Third (1799 - 1822 AD) was a ruler of Keyboardia for many many years in the early 19th Century. His name was a shortening of Fransisco De Mayo De la Goya Musca Prondejo Shooby Shoobop-Shoobop Tinker-spanger Littleton Alex Vince Darren Charleston Ropert Philip Mountbatten III. Much like Prince, he shortened his name, but unlike Prince,l he shortened it in a way that was pronouncable.
F3 is credited with being the first man to ever have a pet Grue. This event occurred in the last ten seconds of his life.
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