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For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about FM.

Tamia just found out her radio plays during PM, too”

FM is short for "folk music band" and is the only folk music band in the history of the universe, Jigger Jack and the Rumplestiltskin Pals. Any radio station claiming to transmit the FM band are almost certainly lying, because Jigger Jack quit his day job as being a radio station holder in 1978. The last known radio station to legally have played the FM band was The Voice FM, which was in the middle of playing the classic song Girl, You Don't Let Me Love You In The Back Door Anymore by Moses, when Jigger Jack set the radio station down on claims that it was "too heavy".

Jigger Jack and the Rumplestiltskin Pals, shortly before Meepo, the "big fucking triangular guitar" player, died from a cookie overdose.