FOXHOUND
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“No one told me about this 'new' FOXHOUND!''”
~ Solid Snake on New FOXHOUND
FOXHOUND is this special-forces-group and/or clan that kicks major ass, takes names, and slept with your dad. Created by Big Boss, it has been ranked '37' on VH1's "Most Metal Moments in History".
[edit] Origins
Flashin' back to the early seventies, funky Big Boss, yeah...
In the seventies, Big Boss was coming up an idea for a cartoon based on these four people that eliminate ghosts as a normal full-time job. He was writing a couple of episodes such as Ghosts R' Us and Slimer, Come Home but He had soon fell asleep from overworking himself to 50,000% maximum. Unfortunatly, his truce friendship of Chuck Norris hadn't formed, and the both were still fucking with each other every minute they could. Chuck Norris decided he wanted to clone Big Boss using this team of crackpot scientists so Norris could have a larger challenge battling four Big Bosses..
The process took a couple of months, but soon three baby snakes were created. Chuck Norris had deleted Big Boss's memory of his odd science-fiction ideas, and plagerized the cartoon into a movie following with a sequel afterwards. Then, the whole formula was shortly made back into it's origins as what it was originally; a cartoon.
When Big Boss awoke from his coma/nap, he was confused as to what had happened. He knew he was doing something good for mankind... but what? Then it hit him.
Start his own group.
Special-forces-group.
FOXHOUND.
Although, at this time, FOXHOUND was in a very different state than today-- which is kicking ass and taking names one hundred people at a time. FOXHOUND was actually a ghostbusting group, which "took care" of ghosts. The one thing Big Boss can't. Luigi can, but, Big Boss. He just can't. Even the most powerful being in the universe has one fear. I don't even blame him, ghouls scare the shit out of me. FOXHOUND was just his way of conquering this fear. FOXHOUND would only be disbanded once he stops giving a shit.
Eventually the inevitable happened, he stopped giving a shit and ate all the ghosts in the containment unit all in one bite... I should add that to list. FOXHOUND was disbanded by Big Boss... but then he thought "Hey... why don't I give everyone else a chance to be on my team? Fight for allegiance... fight for me... fight... for FOXHOUND. We're all equal and should be treated the same." FOXHOUND has become an actual military special-forces-group unit, soon having at least a thousand soldiers signing up a minute.
Together, they all went on crazy-shit missions involving metal gear rockets and this dude Cunningham... just a whole bunch of "portable operations".
Of course, someone had to fuck up his shit in the 90's, this asshole Solid Snake, (one of his clones and apparant member of FOXHOUND) came and crashed the party. He blew up Big Boss and Gray Fox with a rocket launcher and ran off, so Big Boss got really pissed off.
Four years later, Big Boss is celebrating the new millenium-- and he fucks up his shit again!! He kills Big Boss with an aresol can!!
What the fuck!!
At least then, one of his sons were good for something and his torch was passed down to this liquid kind of snake thing of his. But then Snake fucked his shit up!
What the fuck!!! This man is an asshole!
[edit] Known members of FOXHOUND
- Big Boss (known for cordpulling, but really isn't)
- Col. Roy Campbell ( Big boss Freed him in Columbia Pictures Jail Room)
- Solid Snake/Jesus (sometimes)
- Liquid Snake
- Raiden
- Gray Fox
- Revolver Ocelot
- Comicon
- Meryl Silverburgh
- Psycho Mantis
- MacGyver
- Jack Bauer
- The Stingray that murdered Steve Irwin
- And that dude who ate the other dude, you know who i mean.
