FPU
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FPU is an acronym. Noone really knows what it does, but it does it with arbitrary precision.WTF is it anyway, dont look here...
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[edit] Floating Point Unit.
Old WRONG definition. Refers to the ability of this unit to miss the points in semen jokes.
[edit] Free Polish Union
Old eastern Europe communist party. Divided later into the RIAA and FSF.
[edit] Failing Pentium Unit
The thing that made 
in early Pentium PCs
[edit] Fucks Per Unit (Cycle)
Measurement in sex. Normally described in "sex-minutes". Any number over 800 is not recommended by accredited sex physisists. Industrial lube required for bypassing the theoretical 7,000,000 FPU limit.
[edit] FPU Cites
Top Ten New Intel Slogans For The Pentium
- 9.9999973251 It's a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug
- 8.9999163362 It's Close Enough, We Say So
- 7.9999414610 Nearly 300 Correct Opcodes
- 6.9999831538 You Don't Need to Know What's Inside
- 5.9999835137 Redefining the PC -- and Mathematics As Well
- 4.9999999021 We Fixed It, Really
- 3.9998245917 Division Considered Harmful
- 2.9991523619 Why Do You Think They Call It *Floating* Point?
- 1.9999103517 We're Looking for a Few Good Flaws
- 0.9999999998 The Errata Inside
