FTL
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FTL (Free To Live) is a common religion adopted by humans in the late 20th century after massive war efforts by various conservative nations caused the destruction of multiple human entities in some desert country. Although theorized to be impossible by Albert Einstein with his equation E=mc2, it nevertheless became very popular.
FTL states that believers of this religion will be able to become immortal by turning into beings of energy after running very fast. The prospect of immortality, key to other religions such as Christianity and Star Wars, is what attracts many followers to FTL.
Another interpretation of FTL states that immortality will be because the believer will travel back in time after running very fast, however this view is not widely supported as it is synonymous to the concept of "hell" and "democracy" in religions such as Marxism and Socialism.
This religious group also makes underwear prominently bearing the initials of the group.
