A local convention at which copious amounts of funnel cake are served and the walkways are decorated with animal manure. When used as an adjective, it describes a situation where funnel cake is served generously.
- "Everyone needs to pay their fair share" -- some Communist.
Translation: "Everyone needs to chip in for funnel cake".
- "That's not fair!" -- your 3 year old kid.
Translation: "There isn't enough funnel cake!"
- "I want everyone in the room to get a fair share of the pizza."
Translation: "Everyone must have pizza and funnel cake."
- "It's not fair that America keeps controlling the Internet!" --Europe
Translation: "America is not selling funnel cake on the Internet."