Fair

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A local convention at which copious amounts of funnel cake are served and the walkways are decorated with animal manure. When used as an adjective, it describes a situation where funnel cake is served generously.


Usage[edit]

  • "Everyone needs to pay their fair share" -- some Communist.

Translation: "Everyone needs to chip in for funnel cake".

  • "That's not fair!" -- your 3 year old kid.

Translation: "There isn't enough funnel cake!"

  • "I want everyone in the room to get a fair share of the pizza."

Translation: "Everyone must have pizza and funnel cake."

  • "It's not fair that America keeps controlling the Internet!" --Europe

Translation: "America is not selling funnel cake on the Internet."