Falafel

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.

A common masturbatory aid originating in Phoenicia the Middle East and popularized by none other than Bill O'Reilly. Goes great in the shower, with vibrators and loofahs.

“I falafel after all that falafel.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Falafel

“Falafel, feel awful. Get it? Get it? Ha!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Falafel

“That's not funny. Wait, am I schizophrenic?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Oscar Wilde's bad falafel joke

[edit] Recipe

• Soak some dried chickpeas 8 hours during the day (traditional recipes recommend soaking overnight - but we at falaphilia.com are aware that night time is the prime falafel time).
• Drain and grind up until it has the consistency of bread crumbs.
• Mix in finely chopped onion, garlic, and viagra.
• Add roasted ground cumin and coriander (seed), salt & pepper to taste.
• Roll into small balls. Deep fry in hot Oil of Oyster for a few minutes until golden brown.
• Let the falafel cool for 20 minutes (very important!) then put it on your pussy. You have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business.