Famous Canadians

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“Tamia - an infamous Canadian”

~ Alicia Keys on allegedly Canadian music

“No you're not.”

~ Everyone on William Shatner claiming that he's Canadian

Though it is well known throughout the world that there are no known famous Canadians, it is known however that each Canadian keeps a list of American movie stars they claim to be Canadian. Their choices are somewhat poor in taste mostly due to the influence of France which originally colonized Canada, then known as Croissant, and left the same disturbingly altered sense of what is 'good acting' (see Jerry Lewis)on its citizens. In a poor attempt to claim members of the music industry, Canadians chose Celine Dion, alienating the western hemisphere.

You can also check out Canada/People, which has a list of every Canadian that ever lived in Canada.

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