Famous people who are hiding their imperfections

Lance Armstrong wearing the yellow jersey.

Lance Armstrong, had testicular cancer That moves him down into a category shared by Tom Green. After having surgery for his cancer, Armstrong was left with only one testicle.

A photograph of Ray.

Ray Charles is blind.

A photo of the wonderful Wonder.

Stevie Wonder is blind.

John Mayer, performing or taking a dump?

John Mayer makes funny faces while he performs. (He looks like he's on the crapper.) John Mayer loves to have sex, too, and eats raw eggs of a nubile young virgin's ass for breakfast. He has been accused of being a rapist, but we all know that is false. He was once sued by the Hamburgler for sexual assault, but the defense moved for a mistrial, and now Big Bird and Ernie are the sole living members of the Jury.

all NEW nose!!

Ashlee Simpson is actually ugly, and she can't sing. Most people have attributed how ugly Ashlee Simpson is to her nose, which looks like it has been hit really hard a few times. Maybe she gets into fights, because that boyfriend of hers is definitely too much of a sissy to do a job like that.
In early 2006, while playing a ring toss game at a county fair where she was performing, Ashlee won a coupon for 15% off any plastic surgery procedure at Mr. Doctor Jimmy's Medical Basement. Her rhinoplasty was a complete success, thus permanently correcting this imperfection. She still has a chin like Jesse "The Body" Ventura's.

Tom Cruise has been diagnosed by twenty-two different psychiatrists as clinically insane. This is obvious in such moves as becoming a Scientologist, jumping on Oprah's couch and agreeing to star in Vanilla Sky. He doesn't attempt to hide it much, seeing as all the tabloids hunt him to his therapist's meetings.