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Differences of Fanta by Geographical Location[edit]

Fanta made and sold on the west side of the Atlantic tends to be sweeter. Fanta made on the east side of the Atlantic tends to be more tart in flavor. Scientists say that this is somehow related to the Correolis effect, the Earth's rotation, and the Van Allen radiation belts, but we all know they're lying.

Fanta Owes Me a Vacation[edit]

I was on a top secret mission in the Welsh Congo, and one afternoon before the pubs opened I was dying for a drink. I bought a Fanta Orange. At this time they were running a vacation sweepstakes were if you looked under the tab and found an FH, you and six friends ('mates' in the local Welsh Congalese dialect) would win a week's vacation in a "Fanta House" in London. If you saw an FU, you were out of luck. While reading the rules, I was attacked by MI-6, and they shot at me with a hallucinogenic-tipped dart. After I defeated them all, dumping their bodies in the river, I proceeded to pick up my can and finish reading the rules. While I was doing so, the drugs kicked in. In my drug-induced haze, I read "FU" under the tab and threw that can into the closest rubbish bin, whereupon I threw up ten seconds later. A day later, after the drugs wore off and after drinking another can of Fanta, I realized in my delerium that I'd actually read FH under the tab instead of FU. So you Fanta bastards, YOU OWE ME A VACATION, PAY UP!!!!!

I am the Fantaholic[edit]

I am the Fantaholic. Like me, hate me, whatever me, mini me... Whatever! I like Fanta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The True Truth[edit]

The true truth about Fanta is that it is it's is it it is that it is it is it are it is VERY ADDICTIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fanta Endorsement Contraversy[edit]

Though orange soda was a popular drink amongst the Romans, Jesus has never endorsed Fanta.

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