Fat
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[edit] creation of fat
Fat was created by god to keep a magic man called s.clause from sneaking down chimneys and raping lots of kids on christmas eve; gods attempts were underminded + now parents have to happily bolt there chimney shoots (Y)
tom day is the leader
[edit] why we have fat
fat is a disease suffered by greedy men of ancient greece (see man boobs for more info). they wanted to have boobs just like women, but zeus thought them greedy and ungrateful.so he forever cursed human kind. now, if you are greedy and deprive the poor of food by eating alot. you will suffer from fat
[edit] other reasons for fat
[edit] rich people/destiny
some people were destined to have fat. some people are awesome so zeus rewards them with fat. now you may ask:"how the hell is that a fukkin reward?!? wait, i thought fat was a punishment." but! people like benjamin franklin know alchemy and turn their constent supply of fat into gold.
[edit] for the hell of it
sometimes, zeus is an ass hole and he ruins peoples lives for no reson.
[edit] side effects of fat
You will become Rhys!
maddy and laura are sexy, and were not fat so eat shitttt.
