Fat Coke
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“I...drank...too...much...fat...coke...please kill me.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Fat Coke
No wonder why this makes so many people fat.
Enormously popular American beverage containing 113% of a lethal dose of Sugar - well, that's 113% for anyone but an American - these things are worked out by body weight.
In fact Fat Coke has so much Sugar that just looking at a bottle can cause Diabetes in a European. A single bottle of Fat Coke could make an entire pre-school class hyperactive for ten hours day - almost as long as a bottle of Sunny Delight.
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