Father Devin

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“I was almost pwned like a n00b!”

~ Oscar Wilde on battling Father Devin


Father Devin is a fictional character that attempted to join Organization XIII. Unfortunately, for many reasons he was rejected. Thus, he has made far more than one attempt to gain his revenge on them. The most notable attempt would be his attacks disguised as the infamous The Bear.
He appears to be a humble priest, but don't be fooled. He will eat your babies. And don't think he'll stop there either. They're just the appetizers.

Reasons for Rejection[edit]

Here is a list of reasons why Father Devin simply couldn't be allowed to join. Heck, here are reasons why Father Devin simply shouldn't exist.

His Size[edit]

First and foremost the man is huge. The furniture of Castle Oblivion could never accommodate such a giant monster, let alone the structure of the Castle itself would never be able to house him. It's completely inconvenient. Plus, no one should be taller than Xukkan or Xeda. There are many other jobs that would be far more suiting for a gargantuan freak. Examples: The Circus.


Not to mention there would be no way that even Xukkan himself could feed him. There's no way to fit the universe into a frying pan and that's what it'd take.

His Weapons[edit]

His weapons may seem normal. They're just dual swords, right? WRONG. He hides them in his sleeves. There is no way he could ever draw them out without ripping apart. Heck, there's no way he could even bend his arms without ripping the sleeves! Poor Glovex needs to be doing the dishes, the laundry, and numerous other castle chores. He can't be stuck resewing sleeves over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.

The Sinners[edit]

  • Xukkan - Gluttony
  • Xeda - Sloth
  • Oirxcat - Avarice
  • Glovex - Wrath
  • Raxsama - Lust
  • Nyxa - Envy
  • Rinxoc - Pride
    The Organization is very clearly full of sinners. Father Devin carves the sins they are guilty of into the bodies of sinners. The Organization doesn't need one of their own mutilating them.

    His Name[edit]

    His name is one letter away from devil..... suspicious....

    The Fear[edit]

    Very honestly, we're afraid of him. He is an almighty being that could easily do away with us all if we wanted. We must continue to bake cookies or make sacrifices to him. That is our only chance for survival.

    Chuck Norris[edit]

    Father Devin could step on Chuck Norris and crush him like a bug. NO being or non-being should EVER exist like that.

    Misc. Notes[edit]

    Run for your life.

    References[edit]

    Kingdom Hearts: Twilight Opus

    See Also[edit]

    Chuck Norris
    Nobody
    Organization XIII
    Monsters
    Godmode
    Giants
    The Bear