Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/February 1

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February 1: International [Insert holiday here] day

• 24398 BC- First fat kid falls down flight of stairs.
• 1500 AD - Caveman invents the kayak
• 1501 AD - Caveman invents the bus
• [Insert year here] - [Insert event here]
• [Insert a year from 0-43 AD here] - [Insert overdone Jesus joke here]
• [Insert 1337 here] - [Insert tired, pointless noob joke here]
• A Peruvian Boeing 737 crashes in the Andes - killing 123 people. pwned by mountains ;[
• [Insert year here] - [Insert event here]
• [Insert date that doesn't follow the given order at all] - [Insert sexual innuendo with[insert name here] and [insert name here] along with an event that defies logic]
• [Insert year here] - [Insert overdone European reference here]
• [Insert year here] - [Insert event here]
• [Insert year here] - [Insert event here]
• [Insert completely random date here] - [Insert absurd event here]
• [Insert year here] - [Insert event that takes place in Paris here] - [Insert sentence containing 'Rioting' here]
• [Insert year here] - [Insert event here]
• [Insert year here] - [Insert denial of event here]
• 2006 - James Blunt admits he was fed helium as a child and recommends it too the youth of today
• 20X6 - Correct me if I'm wrong but are you asking me for a challenge?!?!
• [Insert A.D. 2101 here] - [Insert tired, pointless All Your Base reference here]
• [Insert date absurdly far into the future here] - [Insert joke about robot overlords here]
• <nowiki>[Insert (absurdly large number times two absurdly large numbers)AD here] - [Insert worn out and over used joke about a clone of your mother and me here].