Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/February 22
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February 22: Internaional SPAM page day
- 509 BC - The first troll, Spamicarus, is caught passing off used pig shoulders as rare cuts of meat to unwilling customers and is thrown into prison. Sadly, this is both the first and last account of such a thing ever happening to a spammer.
- AD 30 - Jesus receives a letter from the king: "B UY [email protected] AND WE W ON'T K!LL YOU--" and tosses it into the river.
- 419 - IMPORTANT BUSNESS OPPURTUNITY PROPOSAL MARIAM ABACHA NIGERIA PLEASE KEEP SECRET REPLY
- 433 - CLAIM YOUR FREE MULE!!
- 1970 - Spam, Egg, Sausage, and Spam
- 1971 - Spam spam spam spammity SPAM WONDERFUL SPAM! WONDERFUL SPAM!
- 1976 - DEAR SIR, MY LATE HUSBAND HAS BEQUEATHED THE SUM OF $4.5MILLION USD...
- 1980 - GET FREE SPAM HERE! ONLY $1x10^100!!
- 1992 - WIN A FREE iPOD!
- 1993 -
- 1994 - CLICK HERE!
- 1995 - AND HERE!
- 1999 - YOUR EMAIL WON THE UK LOTTERY FOR THE SUM OF 9.9 MILLION POUNDS
- 2001 - HOT PICS AND CHAT - CLICK HERE!!1!
- 2002 - SPAM: SPECIAL EDITION! OVER 900 HOURS OF DELETED SPAM!! !
- 2003 - %RANDOM_SUBJ%
- 2004 - THROW A DUCK AT SADDAM AND WIN - CLICK HEAR!1!!
- 2005 - It's a bull market - check out these Stock gems!!1!!11
- 2006 - NATURAL MALE ENHANCEMENT!!!!111
- 2007 - Spammers all killed by giant evil Man with no arms called Johnny Freckleton
- 2008 - Hot girls want you bad CLICK HEAR
- 2009 - CLICK HERE TO GET AN IDEAL BIN - ONLY £5X10^123456797540000000!!!!!!!!
- 2010 - CLIK HERE AND WIN FREEE SPYWARE!!!11!!!!1
