Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/February 3

February 3: Go Fuck a Groundhog Day

• 10 - 10th February 3rd EVER!
• 235 - The moon was invented by rouge cave dwelling ducks from South Africa.
• 1194 - Saladin I gets it on with Pandhragati Phil, a local groundhog, causing it to snow in Arabia.
• 1903 - Inspired by hearing a story about how Theodore Roosevelt refuses to shoot a bear on the grounds that it was injured and elderly, and besides, "it's no fun if they can't run fast enough to almost make it before I blow their brains out", Morris Michtom and his wife Rose introduce the first teddy bear in America.
• 1942 - Singapore falls. Denmark trips, but says he's all right and gets up again.
• 1992 - Prefix "e-" is invented. Kitten death rate triples.
• 1995 - Bill Murray repeats himself.
• 1996 - Bill Murray humps Andie MacDowell again.
• 2012 - SOPA passes, internet ends.