Federal Bureau of Time Travel

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the federal bureau of time travel is the second in charge of the universe only to the federal bureau of creation(god as president). their job is to fix all mistakes in time caused by fat asses that decided to use highly radioactive chemicals and common house hold apliances to go back in time and mess with the ficking divine plan. As it turns out God is also the president of this group too. most other groups find this very suspicoues because a few scientists(resently disapiring from time) thought that God might have used his power to go back in time and change his name, his body, the name of his son, make humans belive he is divine, andfuck the holy spirt (the president of the buruea of unwanted prayers) stealing her Virginity and enslaving her. There proof was that the Rape Scene Investigators or RSI (also resently disapiring from time) found sperm in The holy spirts vadginal areas. And the Buesness of ultimate power crime scene investigators BUPCSI (disapered) found an ID card with the name of Fred in Gods Office.