Fifi La Fume
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“Shes very sexy. Im jealous of her looks!”
~ Minerva Mink on Fifi la fume
“She may be a skunk but that bitch is fine!”
~ Will Smith on Fifi La Fume
Fifi La Fume, was born (b. May 16 1975, and is one of the sexiest cartoon characters of all time.Besides Minerva Mink.'
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[edit] Childhood and Birth
On 1975 Fifi la Fume was born on a sunny day in California, to poor french immigrants.Her parents were Claude La Fume and Antoinette La Fume.Her mother,Antoinette was a dancer.Her parents raised her to be a strong woman.
Her parents tried to raise her well but eventually they were no longer able to support her and gave her to an orphanage when she was 10 years old.Luckily,she was eventually adopted by Whitney Houston and Rick James. They were terrible foster parents. Rick James fucked and raped her 50 times a day. Her older foster brother John Goodman also raped her.Her mother didnt do anything to help.Whiney Houston also enjoyed fucking fifi.Frequently,Whitney Houston,Rick James and John Goodman had sex with fifi at the same time.
She finally got sick of her family and left to go to Acme Acres when she was 15 in 1990.She lived in the junkyard.Even though she had an old car to live in,it didn't make life much better for her.
“Life in ze junkyard was difficult.I woke up everyday in a sea of filth.old pizzas,rotten eggs.Life was also lonely.Nobody came to visit me.”
~ Fifi la fume on life in the junkyard
[edit] Education
Fifi attended a poor boarding school,when she was younger and Rick James enrolled her in a rich elementary school.when she got older she enrolled in Overbrook High School where Will smith attended.He became friends with her.she transfered to Acme Looniversity in her junior year but dropped out when she became a superstar on tiny toons .she later decided to get her ged later in life
[edit] Televion Career
Eventually,fifi heard about casting about a tv show called Tiny Toons in 1990 which was a Looney Tunes type show with a younger cast. replace Tweety Bird with a character called Sweety bird.Get the picture.She wanted to seize the oppuritunity.There was casting for a younger female counterpart to Pepe Le Pew.She auditioned. The director,Steven Spielberg thought she would be a good cast member to the show.
“She was a pretty girl.With a little makeup she can be a real star!”
~ Steven Spielberg on Fifi La Fume
Fifi became a regular cast member on tiny toons.She generally was a female pepe le pew who chased boys. She also became friends with some of the regular cast members.Two of her close friends were Shirley the Loon and Babs Bunny.Babs bunny became fifi la fume's girlfiriend and lover.They had hot sex every dayFifi also had a Childrens show on HBO in 1993 called Fifi's Playhouse which was less popular yhan tiny toons.It was supposed to teach children french culture such as food and speaking the language in fun ,happy ways. It was similar to Peewee's Playhouse Even though it was a children's show it contained pornographic elements such as teaching children to have sex the french way,both physically and anal.frequently fifi showed herself having sex with a random man.because of this,the show was cancelled after 10 episodes.Will Smith frequently appeared on the show as her friend [Fresh Prince of French]] who shared french stuff with fifi.
[edit] Personal Life
Because of her career on tiny toons,she became rich.She bought a super mansion and people loved her.Her wealth spoiled her though.She had to have hot,wet sex constantly.didnt matter,male or female.she was bisexual.When she had nobody to have sex with she would regulary fuck French Toast with Eggo waffles covered in maple syrup. Her relationship with her girlfriend babs bunny had tension because of her hunger for constant sex.she wanted to have sex with babs 100 times day. Babs decided they both needed some time apart so they broke up in 1992 but continued to remain friends. Fifi discovered somebody who liked sex as much as she did..She eventually met an actor called Charlie Murphy.He loved sex as much as she did so they became lovers and had sex 400 times a day.Fifi also had hot sex with his well known brother Eddie Murphy.All 3 of them would have group sex frequently.She also had hot sex with Minerva Mink but the relationship lasted for 3 days.
[edit] Movie Career
When tiny toons ended in 1992,fifi was interested in other job oppuritunities.She got involved with a number of films after tiny toons.One popular one was called 930 in 2006. It was about fifi la fume as the queen of france and sending 930 of her soldiers to fight 9000 Super Saiyans who were led by the military commander Vegeta. Rick James starred as the king of the super saiyans and Eddie Murphy as fifi la fume's wife.
Fifi also relased a movie earlier in 1994 called Living the Single Life.It was generally about Fifi la fume and her life as a single woman and her sexual experiences with men.she would have sex with 300 men in the movie.Babs Bunny and Minerva Mink star as her best friends whom she has sex with alot.Besides that,fifi had a small part in the movie Slappys Angels as a cameo.
[edit] Music Career
Like many other cartoon actors like Slappy Squirrel fifi wanted a music career to make more money and also help her show get more recognized.one attempt was a music group called Fifi and the Angels also known as fifi's angels created in 1990 when tiny toons was on the air and was produced by Rick James .The 3 members were babs and fifi and shirley the loon. The group had moderate success and made 3 albums. Fifi and the Angels in 1990, Sexy Smooth 1992, and Supa Sexy in 1996.Fifi also had a solo career as a hip hop artist to show to the public that she wasnt just a boy crazy sex fiend but can be tough.two albums were produced.Fifi is Funkyy Fresh in 1991 and Foreva Funkyy in 1995.Her first album was better known.
[edit] Fifi Today
Fifi really is isnt doing anything much today besides the movie 930.she feels satisfied with her work as an actress and decided to pursue her dream to be a dancer.she currently teaches a dance class in France .Babs bunny,her old girlfriend is going to produce a movie in 2014 based on the fifis singing group called Fifis Angels which stars she and babs bunny and Minerva Mink as crime fighters.
[edit] Filmography
- Slappy's Angels(2007) -herself(cameo)
- 930(2006) - Herself
- Living the Single Life (1994)- Herself
- Fifis Playhouse (tv series) (1993) - Herself
