Fight or Flight
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Fight or Flight, or its legal name Fight v. Flight, is a court case dealing with the decision people drafted in the Vietnam War had: accept responsibility as a U.S. citizen, and go fight in the war, or run like a little girl all the way up to Canada(they don't have wars there, right?), and live your life in fear that you'll be found by the U.S. Military Police and given the standard punishment of draft dodgers: being forced to live in Canada for the rest of your life. The U.S. supreme court justices debated over whether this was too cruel a punishment for draft dodgers, and finally decided that this was indeed too cruel, only to find out that it was 1986, and dropped the case. If this case would have been done 15 years earlier, it would have gone on record as the most influential and revolutionary desicion in U.S. history.
[edit] Public Criticism
As this case was never released to the public, there was very little criticism to be found, except for the losers who hacked into the U.S. Data Base, bypassing all of the information about how there were 2 Revolutionary Wars, 6 Civil Wars, and video footage of Ronald Reagan selling his soul to the devil so he would win the election, instead looking through discarded supreme court cases and finding Fight v. Flight. Upon reading this, they instantly began to leave opinions on countless online forums, but, since their was no one else that knew about this case, their opinions were met with mass confusion and huffing. On July 10, 1987, a government forum goer with knowledge of the case read one of these opinions, and immediantly began huffing, after which he contacted the CIA to locate and destroy the source of these remarks. After a quick scan of the U.S. Data Bases' usage history, they found the hackers home address to be in Sioux City, IA, and immediantly flew there to detain the hacker, taking him back to their headquarters for interrogating. When asked why he had gone through the U.S. Data Base, the hacker asked how the CIA had found his home address, and was immediantly bitch-slapped by the interregator and told to answer the question. His reply was simply "I thought it was a joke page!", and was again bitch-slapped by the interregator, after which being told "their aren't any joke pages on the internet!". After the interrogation, the hacker's fate was decided to be the CIA's worst punishment; to be sent and forced to spend the rest of his life in Canada. Upon hearing this decision, the hacker pleaded to be killed instead, but was thought to be too dangerous to be left in the U.S., even as a corpse. No records exist on the hacker's Canadian exile.
[edit] Final Remarks
This article is dedicated to that brave and noble hacker, and is meant to be a reminder to all americans that there is a fate worse than death.
-Article info courtesy of The U.S. Data Base.
