Filesharing

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Filesharing is a small island nation which rose from the depths of the Atlantic Ocean. The island, already populated, appeared shortly before the end of the 4 Billion Year Blizzard of Poisonous Scorpions (but well over a decade before the dawn of the early years of Duran Duran, before Simon Le Bon went all fat). The humans at the time were welcoming of these undersea aliens, as their numbers had dwindled drastically. 'Cause of the poisonous scorpions.

The inhabitants have a pathological hatred for Record Producers, and have been involved in an underground guerrilla conflict since Albert Einstein invented the phonograph in 1776. Hence the battlecry of the RIAA (Record Industry Affiliation Army), "Filesharing is killing the recording industry". This is usually sung to the tune of "Everything I Do, I Do It For You" by Brian Blessed.