|Motto: No there is no motto|
No there is no motto
|Anthem: Our Land|
|I will get picture soon|
there is no picture
|Time Zone||there is time here, yes|
|Ethnic groups||we are all people|
|Major imports||more things|
Finland is a country in Scandinavia, between Sweden and Russia. It gets cold in Finland. Cold and lonely.
Finland is between Sweden and Russia. The history of Finland has been a permanent spit roast between the two, with Finland the sad fish in the middle. Sorry.
Things are better now. I stock the shelves at a Lidl store.
There are five million people. Most of them are Finnish. Some of them aren't.
There are saunas, but there are saunas everywhere. Linux was invented by someone. The Finnish language is okay.
I drink too much.
Most people here have jobs. I stock the shelves at a Lidl store.
To the west is Sweden. To the east is Russia. It is said by the Swedish that "Sweden will fight to the last Finn."
This is what we are.
- There is nothing else.
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