Finland

Suomen tasavalta Finland
I will get picture soon I will get picture soon Flag Coat of Arms
Motto: No there is no motto No there is no motto
Anthem: Our Land
I will get picture soon there is no picture
Capital	Helsinki
Largest city	Helsinki
Demonym	Finland person
Official language(s)	Finnish
Government	yes
National Hero(es)	none
Religion	yes
Population	too much
Time Zone	there is time here, yes
Ethnic groups	we are all people
Major exports	things
Major imports	more things
Drives on	road

Finland is a country in Scandinavia, between Sweden and Russia. It gets cold in Finland. Cold and lonely.

Finland.

History

Finland is between Sweden and Russia. The history of Finland has been a permanent spit roast between the two, with Finland the sad fish in the middle. Sorry.

History.

Things are better now. I stock the shelves at a Lidl store.

Demographics

There are five million people. Most of them are Finnish. Some of them aren't.

Demographics.

Culture

There are saunas, but there are saunas everywhere. Linux was invented by someone. The Finnish language is okay.

Culture.

I drink too much.

Cuisine

"Ruisleivästä." – Urho Kekkonen

Geography

Lakes, mostly.

Geography.

Politics

Yes.

Politics.

Economy

Most people here have jobs. I stock the shelves at a Lidl store.

Economy.

Foreign relations

To the west is Sweden. To the east is Russia. It is said by the Swedish that "Sweden will fight to the last Finn."

This is what we are.

Foreign relations.

See also

• Scandinavia
• There is nothing else.

Countries and territories of Europe

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