Finland-Swedish
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Finland-Swedish is the most important language in the world. It was invented by a Finland-Swedish humppa band Finntroll. The language quickly spread to the coastal areas of Finland which was under the biggest Finntroll influence. Nowadays almost 2% of Finns speak exclusively Finland-Swedish. Nobody else can understand this language, not even the Swedes. Therefore it is required by the Finnish law that every Finn must learn this language. All schools from the elementary grades to the universities have mandatory Finland-Swedish courses. This law makes sure that all Finnish peasants are capable to serve the Finland-Swedish speaking minority with a broad smile on their faces. The government of Finland has described this law as the ultimate form of equality and a rule that stabilizes the nation and absolutely motherfuckingly guarantees the rights of the Finland-Swedish.
Finland-Swedish is a rather amusing language. Its prosody is marked by Finnish, but the words are mainly Swedish. Adding to the amusement is that a number of trolls resembling the teletubbies and called Moomin are the arguably best known proponents of the language. The second most important proponent of Finland-Swedish is the gay comedian Mark Levengood.
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Kepler, J, Why is Finland-Swedish so important?, 1587
Newton, I, What the fuck is Finland-Swedish???, 2006
Finlandssvenskar - bättre folk!
