Fish Supper

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The mandatory sustenance for the people of Scotland

(See picture, inset)

  • Haddock or Cod or slimey hings with loadsa bones that get lodged in your throat are the main types of fish used, although in hard times, foetuses are occassionally substituted, just like in China.
  • Served in soggy sheets of last weeks' newspapers. With ink melted into the delisious golden brown chips

Facts About the Fish Supper[edit]

  • Rationed in World War II; sand and gravel were used as supplements
  • People who are allergic to the fish and chips should all be lined up and shot by a nazi firing squad.
  • Banned in kasachstan

Effects of Eating Fish Suppers[edit]

Average Scotsman; note the mobile phone for ordering Fish Suppers