Flipping burgers
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As Oscar Wilde said: "Flipping a burger is like lighting a match: they're both blue." It remains true to this day that the pinnacle of many careers is to be "flipping burgers" (from the Latin "fliip"- to wash and "burgh"- and go).
If you find yourself flipping burgers, remember to use a blunt, inanimate implement to turn them, avoiding getting your hands burned.
