Florida Panthers

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The Florida Panteras is a hockey team based is Okinawa, Flo Rida. The team breakout was in 1912, and since it's beginning, the team doesn't have any Stanley Cup, nor even victories, only losses, overtime losses, draws, and other Canadian regulament stuff that this editor don't remember right now, eh?

Contents 1 History 1.1 Da beginning 1.2 Draft boring part 1.3 From now... to the future!!!

[edit] History

[edit] Da beginning

Well since every American socialist state of America has a hockey team, Florida rushed for it. Their creator, and first General manager, Hulk Hogan, realized that they would need, heavy firepower for the crew. Before the draft boring stuff, they have sent their scout Jeb Bush to Soviet Union, in order ro buy some players like some Bure's, Kwiatkowski's, and another Soviet stuff, but instead of it he only get some nuclear missiles, and kalashinikovs, which he gave it to his brother George Dubya Bush.

The team got major aquirances from Finland, players like Olli Jokinen, Sammo Ruttu, Coccu Kovvu, and another players with names that have repeated syllables likes these.

[edit] Draft boring part

Well since Florida Panthers sucked all of the years, they always get the first draft, well looking at it, it's really good, but instead of it Florida changes their Drafts pick rounds, for old and average players, like Darcie Hordichuka, Thomas Volcom, Tod "the butcher" Bertuzzi, etc...

Here is a list of drafts from Florida Panthers:

• Sidney Crosby
• Chuck Norris
• Gary Bettmann
• Sebastian Bordais
• Roberto Noriega
• Roberto Luongo
• Robert De Niro
• Al Pacino
• Mike Parrish

[edit] From now... to the future!!!

Florida high income, 200 bucks per month... is helping the team for paying their payroll, sometimes they have to play the lotto, to try the luck, with the money prize, they will pay the late salary and profits of the players. There has been a speculation that Jeb Bush is now trying to buy the team, he has offered USS$3.500 dollars, and a Mitsubishi Colt 1982 for it, their accionists are looking for if it's an available option to selling the team for only that, actually they had asked for a 1988 Toyota Supra.

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