Ford Prefect
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“That was one hoopy frood”
~ Your Mom on Ford Prefect
“You sass that hoopy Ford Prefect, there was one frood who really knew where his towel was”
~ The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy on Ford Prefect
“Ford Prefect was not from Earth”
~ Captain Obvious on Ford Prefect
“Where is my towel”
~ Oscar Wilde on Ford Prefect
Ford Prefect (born 1902) was an galatic hitchhiker who got stuck on a mostly harmless planet called Earth. He stayed there for fifteen years before escaping the destruction of said planet, bneing captured by rats, and going insane. He was also an editor from the World Book Encyclopedia, especially parts of it that referred to huffing. He had few close friends excluding paranoid androids and primitive natives of planets he visited. He died in 2005, during the rerlease of a horrible hitchhiker movie.
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 Don't Panic!Your home planet is about to be demolished for an hyperspatial express route, not destroyed by a Great Collapsing Hrung. What do you mean you didn't know? There's no point in acting all surprised about it. All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display in your local planning department of Alpha Centauri for fifty of your Earth years, so you've had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it's far too late to start making a fuss about it now.
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 THOU ART UNWORTHY |
