Foreign countries

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Foreign countries is a myth invented by the french dictator Walt Disney. Walt Disney needed a reason to stay in the bathroom for 7 weeks so he made such terms as "war" and "foreign countries" and often "went" to "Prauge", the capital of "Marocco". Other "countries" such as Turkmanistan or Czecheslovakia were later created to cover up the obvious discrepancies of Marocco soon creating the Soviet "Ironed Curtain" beginning the Cold War. As everybody know, these things are just fantasies from a sick man.

Contents 1 Other sick men 2 Other Myths 3 Cuntries that you think exist, but they don't 4 Countries that don't want you to know about them 5 Some countries that exist, but we don't know about

[edit] Other sick men

• Benedictus XVI
• Abraham Lincoln
• Ralf Hütter of ABBA
• Lisa Simpson
• General Juncal

[edit] Other Myths

• Baloons
• Cows
• Sri Lanka

[edit] Cuntries that you think exist, but they don't

• Texas
• Italia
• Nintendo
• Oulu... well, truth be told, no one thinks of Oulu as a foreign country, but we'd like you to
• Turp
• Esamopia

[edit] Countries that don't want you to know about them

• The ayamar
• Manchai
• The Antarctic Empire
• Chiyo Country
• Scandenopia
• Sugarbeetworld
• Pflaffland
• Glaciavakia
• Garapan
• Fly Emirates
• Desert Island Discs
• Crapistan
• Democratic Republic of Democratica
• Alcoholic People's Republic of Beertopia

[edit] Some countries that exist, but we don't know about

• The United States of Apu
• Neoseeker
• Erak
• The Third Reich