Forssa

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Forssa is a town in Finland. It is known for its curious shape. If you look at Forssa from the air, it looks exactly like Leonid Brezhnev mutilating a mutated monkey in a stunning mountain scenery or a shit of fly,Kummeli. Otherwise, Forssa is of no interest to anybody and people could not care less if the whole place did not exist at all.


History[edit]

Lord Darth Vader also known as Darth Wahren founded it during the Clone Wars at the nineteenth century for his purposes to breed a completely new kind of race, a population that consists of David Hasselhoff lookalikes. The plan succeeded through intensive incestial reproduction. As a consequence, Forssa is nowadays a ghastly ruin inhabited by a Hasselhoff non-people living on the blood of innocents. This is regarded by the UN as terribly rude.


Present Time[edit]

Forssa is nowadays filled with David Hasselhoff lookalike mutants with brain size of three coconuts crushed by million monkeys with a million coconut crushing typewriters.