Forum:Am I serioulsy That Popular/Unwanted on This Useless Site?

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Is there anyone else who personally is abused on this site?

Ok. I've found my good username abused and tarnished on several articles... one including me as having AIDS, which I do but that's not the point (I got it on my trip to India. It's a long story, but I'll shorten it if you all seriously are interested. I was eating some of my favorite masala dosa when an elderly man with several visible goiters on his face and neck tripped and as I turned to admire something not as hideous, he bled into my masala chai tea. Yada yada etc yada blah blah blah doctor's office yada yada sued the pants off of India etc yada yada insanely rich yada yada yada, now I have AIDS.) Anyways I was wondering... how are these people finding me? I've written 1 and 3/4 articles for this waste of internet space. I haven't won any of the "awards" for this site. Oh well, I guess I just have to bend over and take it up the tail pipe figuratively speaking. Perhaps the publicity will be constructive perhaps for my articles... or not... whatever. The preceding unsigned comment was added by TysonV (talk • contribs)

Its the {{USERNAME}} template, which inserts the the username of the reader. Try looking at the articles while not logged in. --Mnb'z 05:51, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
<insert name here> = penis. IronLung 06:24, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
Sigh, yet another user falls for the Username gag. We should really post awards for them when they get offended by a username gag. Call it the "Non-Notable Award" people really don't notice you and if it wasn't for the username template, we'd never have known you read Uncyclopedia. Yeah like we have nothing better to do than pick on <insert name here> in our articles, even if nobody cares or heard about that name before. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 07:24, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
It is personal. You borrowed our lawnmower and never returned it. Jerk. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:53, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
<insert name here>! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 19:11, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
Oh god, that's hilarious. -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 21:16, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
Well aside from his other afflictions <insert name here> has HIV, Gonerea, Siphilis, Hepatitis A, B, C, D, E, E9, J, X, ☺, ☻ (to be racist), and a rash. --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 21:35, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
I am not a penis, and I haven't caught any STDs through copulation (I have several STDs, but I caught those when I was 3... long story)! Mnbvcxz, Orion Blastar, Sockpuppet of an unregistered user, Modusoperandi, and especially <insert name here> are all jerks! All the people I just mentioned, are well, dumber than even <insert name here>'s mom! Jeez, why do people like <insert name here> even exist? Gawd... Timeroot 02:28, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
OH OK! I get it. I was seriously so offended. I mean, what kind of dick wad makes fun of people with AIDS? It's a serious issue. Someone with AIDS died....right....NOW.....and....NOW......and....NOW....Thats 3 WHOLE ENTIRE PEOPLE! But now that I know how to use it, I will be able to verbally abuse every user on this site! Now I'm REALLY excited! --User:TysonV/sig
And so the cycle continues... - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:07, Mar 3
Indeed. It's like deja vu all over again. Remember the Great Usernamening of '29? Now that was a Usernamening! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:01, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
The real offending thing is, I do actually have fully blown, tricolour AIDs. :(((((((( -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:32, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
If that's true, I'd highly recommend that you upgrade to the four-colour "Premier" version of AIDS, which now supports full RGB-CMYK palette conversion, gamma adjustment, and histogram equalization. It's still incurable, but at least you'll get decent offset separations.  c • > • cunwapquc? 17:47, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
all the stds come in different colours!!!!!!! -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 17:51, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

But seriously

RAHB is a douchebag. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:04, 3 Mar

I fucking hate that guy. Always deleting funny stuff on this site like "poop" and "gay" and "Chuck Norris". That shit is funny all by itself. RAHB belongs on Wikipedia. Sir SysRq (talk) 14:22, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
You know who I hate? Douchebag IPs who edit articles and replace good lines with smileys. Yes. As in :p. VT 03:11, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
<insert name here> is not tolerated. 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg.png | King Joseph® GiratinaOriginForme.png | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | Rouge.gif | 07:55, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
You just proved that tolerance is not tolerated, or that nobody cares about tolerance. EVIL RACIST! This should belong on BHOP, shouldn't it? S-984 15:42, 8 March 2009 (UTC)


Did you know that mammary glands are ACTUALLY mutated sweat glands and that there is a disease that causes ANY sweat gland on your body to mutate and form a BREAST? Talk about crazy. I would hate for the sweat glands in my ass to mutate and grow boobs on my cheeks. That would suck. Hands up if you think that would suck?! <insert name here> = scrotum. The preceding unsigned comment was added by TysonV (talk • contribs)
Did you know that if you don't sign your posts with "~~~~", I'll poke you with this stick? *poke* Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:29, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
That's not a stick. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 14:13, Mar 9
Neither is this, I'm just really tall. Sir SysRq (talk) 14:15, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

Wait! Back the truck up!

"Serioulsy"? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:35, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

Holy shit, back it up... had REESES FOR BREAKFAST? Sir SysRq (talk) 14:12, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

Yea, no really though. About the nipples... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 14:22, Mar 9
NOT CANDY! REESES PUUFFS CEREAL! - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:50, Mar 9

Back it up

I don't think we hit the lady right. -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 21:56, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

If I may; I'd like to refer everybody to a previous section where the topic of discussion was quite unrelated to the current thesis being debated.

Serioulsy, RAHB needs to get a life. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:46, 11 Mar

Back it up, back it up

Buddy gonna shut you dooooooooownn..... VT 00:34, 12 March 2009 (UTC)