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Well The Decade is almost up and we will be needing to make awards for the following:

  • Top 10 or so Articles of the Decade
  • Writer of the Decade
  • Uncyclopedian of the Decade
  • RadicalX of the Decade
  • Useless Gobshite of the Decade

The question is when shall we run these. I now the Top 10 Articles of the Decade will have to take place after the Top 10 Articles of the Year, The others don't take as long as they could probably be done in February.

What are your thoughts on this and don't post that you Don't Care? --Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 08:55, December 31, 2009 (UTC)

4 1/2 years is a decade? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:05, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
Yea that would have to work then. This site is gonna have to have a broken decade sometime so lets get it out of the way. --Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 09:08, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
Any veterans who have been around since 2005 could help those who have joined a lot more recently with perhaps links to others who have since left. In particular people like Procopius etc and others who may have done other work on the site but are now no longer involved. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 09:17, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
Procopius isn't involved now? When did this happen? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
They're all sockpuppets of Famine. That's why banning them didn't break him up inside. He hated himself that much. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:35, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
Yes, because what we need is more voting. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:09, Dec 31
Why bother? I'd obviously win all of them. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 11:35, Dec 31
There's that, too. And RC's a shoo-in for NotD. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:17, Dec 31

Contents

N00b of the Decade

Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 12

Apple (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2

Apples (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: -0

Maddie's life (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +1
  • Nom and For Lived the immigrant's life, for a little while. I think we can all relate. —rc (t) 05:04, January 3, 2010 (UTC)

Uncyclopedian of the Decade (since a decade is now 5 years)

PENIS (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +3

Zana Dark (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +3

Chronarion (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +2

Modusoperandi (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +1

Happiest user whose name also starts with an "H" and has a green signature and also a dancing banana and such.

Happytimes (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
When did we get a drama club?  Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  03 Jan 2010 ~ 13:46 (UTC)

Spang (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 7

Bradaphraser (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1

Biggest driving force of the Decade

Mordillo (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1

Famine (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 4

Modusoperandi (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 4

Radical X of the Decade

RadicalX (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2
  • Symbol for vote.svg nom + 4 although, does the fact that he holds Potatochopper of the year for eternity invalidate this nomination? --Mn-z 05:12, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg OK, the award's got his freakin' name on it. Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 00:39, Jan 3 2010

Zheliel (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
  • Symbol for vote.svg sn+f. Undoubtedly the best user. ☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃ 03:47 January 8

IP of the Decade

4.252.99.182 (TalkContribs (del)Block (rem-lst-all)WhoisCityProxy?WP Edits)

Score: 5

67.121.74.131 (TalkContribs (del)Block (rem-lst-all)WhoisCityProxy?WP Edits)

Score: 2
  • Nom and Flour Even I, a noob, know the legend of the one-day visit of 67.121.74.131, who created "Kitten Huffing" as a stub which descibed the core practice of the hobby/addiction. Aleister in Chains Jan. 3, MMX
  • For. Unlike Oscar Wilde and Chuck Norris, Kitten Huffing will be this site's best remembered long running joke. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 07:17, January 15, 2010 (UTC)

130.216.191.182 (TalkContribs (del)Block (rem-lst-all)WhoisCityProxy?WP Edits)

Score: 0

219.90.204.139 (TalkContribs (del)Block (rem-lst-all)WhoisCityProxy?WP Edits)

Score: 1

An unregistered user (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1

Whatever my IP address is (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
  • Ankh smite.png Nom/Bless I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 21:23,25January,2010

Drama Queen of the Decade

<insert name here> (TalkContribs (del) • EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all) • LogsGroups • Checkuser)

Score: 2


Symbol for vote.svg Yes I tried to rape <insert name here> and he was gonna take it to court! He is a drama queen.

And I never got to rape him! HELPME 04:44, January 15, 2010 (UTC)HELPME

CheddarBBQ (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3 of the world's most "dramatic" and cheesy snackfoods
  • Ankh smite.png Self-nom and Bless Because there's no rule against it, and y'all are jealous bitchezz. I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 16:41,3January,2010
u speeled ur naem rong. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 17:07, 3 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Ankh smite.png Voting again motherfuckers! Let's see anyone try to stop me, bitchez. I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 11:48,5January,2010
  • Ankh smite.png duh. ☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃ 03:50 January 8

Clemens177 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 4
  • nom +4 of all the perma-banned users, he was probably the funniest. --Mn-z 17:35, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • For - His articles made me feel weird. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 20:52, Jan. 3, 2010
  • For. Colourful to say the least. How many contributors have brought into this site a story about stalking that makes Bunny Boiling small beer in comparison, and have their stalker turn up here to add to the mayhem. Plus that message from the White House to Wikia about the story of Barack Obama's secretary. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 07:24, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. I haven't read up on the other ones, but this guy was a nutjob to the fullest degree. Well, better than NXWave I suppose.

HELPME 01:25, January 20, 2010 (UTC)HELPME

LotofLOLS (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 4

Guildensternenstein (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2

Anonymous Slashy

Score: 1
  • Symbol for vote.svg Nom Nom Nom (and for}. Practically wrote an impractical book on drama. Beats out Nintendorulez by a hair, because unlike Nin, this ASs never actually contributed a thing to the site besides his whining/complaints.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 12:40, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • This guy. Read all of the drama things he did. I didn't, but there's a lot of them. Like, a lot. So it must be pretty bad. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 09:27, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

Nintendorulez

Score: 1

Writer of the Decade

Hyperbole (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2

Mnbvcxz (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2

Roman Dog Bird (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1

Hardwick Fundlebuggy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2
  • Legendary level writer. Spang talk 01:16, 20 Jan 2010
  • For. Everybody else sucks. That's why he left. You people were lowering the bar. He raised it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:39, January 20, 2010 (UTC)

Modusoperandi (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1

Mhaille (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. No-brainer on this one.  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/ab/Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 21:02, 25 January 2010

ENeGMA (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

Imrealized (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

The Thinker (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

Symbol for vote.svg Nom--Sycamore (Talk) 15:01, January 21, 2010 (UTC)

Postmaster General of the Decade

In my mind, there has only ever been one true postmaster general
Symbol for vote.svg For. I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 12:04,27January,2010.

John E. Potter

Score: 1
  • Nom & Strong For Not only has he done a wonderful job keeping the US postal service going since his rise in 2001, but competition is totally weak. W-E-A-K! Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:46, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

William J. Henderson

Score: 1
  • Nom and For. Henderson served admirably in 2000 through May of 2001, and I cannot recall losing any mail during those seventeen months. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:35, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
    • Henderson was SO overrated. Come on, the guy did almost nothing during his lame duck years (late '99-mid '01), and never during his time did he have to deal with the threat of email. The argument can even be made that the reason Henderson left office was because he saw the threat of online mail coming, and was too much of an idiot to plan on anything to stop it. If we had a proper plan in place we could have set up a better system than we have now. His inaction set our mail offices back at least 10 years, and Potter has been trying to mop up Henderson's mistakes ever since he became General. Like I said. W-E-A-K! Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 21:45, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • There was not a single terrorist attack on American soil during Henderson's rule as Postmaster General. I rest my case.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 12:43, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

Useless Gobshite of the Decade

NXWave (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1

Symbol for vote.svg For.'Yes.' I read up on this guy too, when I saw his nomination. Sockpuppeting, "If I'm banned, some bad things may happen", and making AE leave. HELPME 01:28, January 20, 2010 (UTC)HELPME

Dr. Skullthumper (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +1

Decade of the Decade

2005-2009

Score: -3
  • Nom and against. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 07:35, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • worst decade ever. Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 07:44, Jan 8 2010
  • Hurricane Katrina. sausage lol 18:29, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • The Twilight saga, Billy mays dies, High School Musical, Megan Fox, Smokin' Cheddar BBQ Doritos disappear. I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 20:19,8January,2010
    Invalid nom. Not a decade. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:36, January 21, 2010 (UTC)

2004

Score: 1
  • Ankh smite.png American Idiot And yes, I know, 2004 isn't a decade, but neither is that other nom. Idjits. I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 21:12,8January,2010
    Invalid nom. Not a decade. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:36, January 21, 2010 (UTC)

1970-1979

Score: +2

1980-1989

Score: 1
  • Porky's, Heavy Metal, Ghostbusters, A Christmas Story, Wall Street, Aliens, the (G1) Transformers toys, the good version of GI Joe, The Cars, MTV (which, at the time, played something called "music videos"), coitus, spandex catches on, 1.5L Formula One cars (making up to 1,300 horsepower), tight jeans, turbocharged hot hatches from Japan that weren't expensive, the fall of the Berlin Wall, breasts, the home PC, Atari killing the console market (by flooding it with crap), Nintendo bringing it back (by filling it with Mario). In short, a decade so awesome that I'm declaring a do-over all the way back to the 80's (ignore early Reagan and the rise of the Christian Right). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:06, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote.svg Against. Reagan and the rise of the Christian Right. sausage lol 17:45, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
    One word: casseroles. That's how they distracted us. With their casseroles (and other covered dishes). Their tasty, tasty casseroles. By the time we finished the food, they were running the place, and we were too full and too lethargic from over-indulgence to take it back. "Sure..." you say, "...but I wouldn't have fallen for such a transparent ruse." Wouldn't you? Wouldn't you, really? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:03, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
    We Christians love our casseroles. They're like some sort of illegal narcotic only they're Christianized. Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 23:15, Jan 15 2010
    The natives had a saying, "White Man speak with covered dishes." Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:57, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
    That's all true, but let's not underestimate the influence of the cocaine either. Also, abstain because you left cocaine off your list. You get points for correctly designating G1 Transformers though. Wanna see some pics of my collection? :D -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN00:04, 16 Jan-OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN00:04, 16 Jan
    I didn't list everything that made the 80's awesome (like the clearly awesome Strange Brew). I simply don't have that kind of time. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:19, January 16, 2010 (UTC)
    Well, I guess you did include A Christmas Story. For. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN00:22, 16 Jan
    Invalid nom. Too awesome. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:36, January 21, 2010 (UTC)

2009-2000

Score: 2

Game of the Decade

UnSurvivor

Score: 1

Hungry, Hungry Hippos

Score: 1

Event of the Decade

WNWiki Invasion

Score: 3
  • Nom....who can forget our brave Marxist warriors who invaded and attacked the rightwing nutjobs of the WNWiki. Comrade Codeine and Brad (a jew) gamely fought the White "Nationalists" on their home turf and remain an inspiration to us all. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  • For. That's quite possibly the best bit of Uncyclopedia history I've ever seen. sausage lol 18:03, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Self-for. It's all fun and games until a bunch of skinheads turns up at my door. -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 22:32, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Heh. Did Codeine really put Goatse pics on that site? —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 23:35, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
I put goatse pics on our site. I'm sure Codeine would do much more than a few goatses. sausage lol 23:44, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
Code put lastmeasure links all over their site. I didn't know what lastmeasure was, and so I clicked to find out. After restarting my computer, running a virus scan, and restoring to a previous version of my computer, I wrote Do NOT click any links!, including a little link to the fact he'd done that. Following this, the Nazis got confused and started sending me threatening emails, because I guess they thought I must have done that to myself on purpose (or they couldn't tell the difference between usernames; I report, you decide). Anyway, I left the whole situation far more paranoid about the internets.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 12:32, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

Whore of the Decade

Mhaille

Score: 3

Sycamore

Score: 0
  • Symbol for vote.svg Nomination /Cockney voice, He's a slag!--Sycamore (Talk) 14:46, January 21, 2010 (UTC)

Sandwich of the Decade

None

Score: 0
  • I don't like sandwiches Staircase CUNt 04:35, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

The turkey sandwich I ate yesterday

Score: +4

Nigger Dogshit Sandwich

Score: 1

Wannabe Sockpuppet of the Decade

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3

Keanu Reeves (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +3

Belgian of the Decade

MoneySign (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +2 Patat

Lambic (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
  • Symbol for vote.svg Nom+For One of the best, least known writers on here.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:46, January 21, 2010 (UTC)

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2

Hercule Poirot

Score: +2
  • For. The best famous Belgian is a fictional one. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:20, Jan 25
  • For little grey cells Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 09:24, Jan 25 2010

Blackest User of the Decade

Roman Dog Bird (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +1

MrN9000 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

Colin "All your base" Heaney (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2

Optimuschris (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2

Doritos Flavor of the Decade

CheddarBBQ (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +2

Roast Beef Monster Munch (TalkContribs (del) • EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all) • LogsGroups)

Score: +1
  • For. Fuck Doritos man, this is where it's at. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:10, Jan 21

Chipotle Chicken Cheddar with Bacon (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
The name "Doritos" means "little bits of gold" in Spanish.
  • This guy tastes great when you add some doritoes on top of the cheese. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:31, 21 Jan

Banana (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

Jew of the decade

RabbiTechno (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +4

Mordillo (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +2
  • Nom and hugs Vote for 'Dillo, jew know jew want to. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:37, 23 Jan
  • Symbol against vote.svg Against.. He stole my wallet (which I must now refer to as Jew gold). IronLung 07:33, January 24, 2010 (UTC)
  • פֿאַר. Because if I voted against, I'd get a 3am visit from Mossad. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 13:33, January 26, 2010 (UTC)
    • Oh shi-- IronLung 20:24, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • Foreskin. Mordillo is the only 100% Jewboy, and not some crazy hybrid Welsh thing like the user above. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)