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Seeing as my Chuck Norris thread was recently huffed, I have learned a valuable lesson: the Chuck Norris meme is dead. I have come to the conclusion that another meme must take its place. Personally, I'm going for the "I fight for my friends" comment made by Ike in SSBB. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 00:05, 9 December 2008 (UTC)

No. - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 01:21, Dec 9
a once-famous user by the name of savethemooses made a meme out of "...with SAVINGS!" to replace the Chuck Norris meme about three years ago, then that meme died about two years ago. True story.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 01:59, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
A true story with savings. It's all pants these days however. :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 02:04, Dec 9
On the plus side, Uncyclopedia still appears to be the worst. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:45, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
Sorry, Wikipedia is officially the worst. ~ The Masked Editor Banditmask.PNG (04:02, Dec 9 2008)
Wikipedia now? I hope /b/ all decides to become an heroes. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/74/Navwheel-small.png» DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 02:22, 10 December 2008 (UTC)
Not so! I have proof, indisputable evidence, that Uncyclopedia is in fact the worst. See here, please. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:32, Dec 19
Welcome to 2009. --Nachlader 09:59, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
OK, how about... "I fight for my friends... with SAVINGS!" That good? <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 22:48, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
No. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/74/Navwheel-small.png» DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 02:22, 10 December 2008 (UTC)
I dunno, the Aretha Franklin in my head is telling me that "WITH SAVINS!" should stay. Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 19:30, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

MAHOGANY

'nuff said. - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 00:47, 13 December 2008 (UTC)

PENIS

'nuff said. ~ The Masked Editor Banditmask.PNG (07:03, Dec 13 2008)

Or Pingas or penish--Fallopian 20:40, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

Hmm...

"The Day the Earth Stood Still" came out (lolz) yestarday. Maybe we can fish out some meme-worthy material from that. "The Spirit" is coming up, too, and that was done by the same guy who did "300", and look what we got out of THAT! (Can I get a "THIS. IS. SPARTA!"?) <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 19:23, 13 December 2008 (UTC)

No. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:54, Dec 13
We don't decide what becomes a meme and what doesn't. If you want to control the future of the bored, Internet-capable teen population, go to 4chan. Those who go there either come back dead, criminally insane, or both. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/74/Navwheel-small.png» DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 02:13, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
Your planet? - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 17:57, Dec 14

“Billy! You are handling the oddities of time travel with the greatest of ease!”

~ Klaatu

OK, then... how about WEEGEE! <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 15:24, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

Do you get it or not? We don't want your memes. We have enough of our own and then some. So stop trying to infect us with the plague of /b/. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/74/Navwheel-small.png» DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 20:13, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
Good ole' Weegee, but he already is a YouTube Poop meme that's far-reaching, but not as much as Chuck Norris of course. How about 'Klaatu barada nikto', depending on how Keanu Reeves said it. - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 21:23, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
When he said it, it sounded like "You're sayin' the FBI's gonna pay me to learn to surf?". Later, he jumped out of a plane and fought a guy in midair. For, like, an hour. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:23, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
You sure that's not an episode of Dragonball Z? - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 23:17, 18 December 2008 (UTC)
Woah. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:32, 19 December 2008 (UTC)

How about Jack Bauer Memes instead?

http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty http://www.jackbauerforpresident2008.com/jokes.html like Chuck Norris but way funnier. :) 00:56, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

Hahaha, it's totally different and therefore definitely really really funny. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:01, Dec 16
olololololol you know I certainly never thought of that. --Nachlader 10:16, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

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Huh? Anybody? <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 21:44, 18 December 2008 (UTC)

Yes...No. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 21:56, 18 December 2008 (UTC)
What is it with everyone rejecting my ideas? <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 23:15, 18 December 2008 (UTC)
We'll stop rejecting you once you stop failing. How's that for a deal? http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/74/Navwheel-small.png» DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 00:32, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
On an unrelated note, how can you have so many different sigs? <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 01:38, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
I only have one. Why? http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/74/Navwheel-small.png» DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 22:35, 20 December 2008 (UTC)

Rougethebat.gif

'nuff said. - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 23:18, 18 December 2008 (UTC)

LOLipop.PNG

'nuff said. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 23:41, 18 December 2008 (UTC)

LET'S FINISH THIS!

I'm listing as many memes as I can. Feel free to add your own suggestion OR cross out any meme listed that is dead. This goes for all items on the list, not just mine. After a while, let's vote on the remaining memes to decide which shall become the next Chuck Norris. OK? Good. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 22:43, 19 December 2008 (UTC)

  • Over 9000
  • Sparta
  • Falcon Punch
  • Lolcat
  • Landmaster (referring to the fact that three different characters have the same Final Smash in SSBB)
  • Do a barrel roll!
  • Shoop da whoop
  • Badger badger badger
  • Anything involving the Dancing Banana

These crackers are making me thirsty!
I'm cold and there are wolves after me. If we're mooching memes, mooch from the best. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:51, 19 December 2008 (UTC)

These pretzels are makin' me thirsty! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:51, Dec 19
Congrats. The Seinfeld badge for your Cub Scout uniform should arrive in the mail shortly. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:00, 20 December 2008 (UTC)
These pretzels are makin' me thirsty! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:16, Dec 20
Okay, now you're just pushing it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:15, 20 December 2008 (UTC)
I'm listing my favourite genes instead, using the HUGO symbols to avoid confusion.
  • ALB
  • CD8
  • IL20
  • BRCA2
  • ZBTB7A
  • APC
  • HFE
  • RHO
  • SDHD
  • SRY
  • SLC19A2
  • MYOD1
  • GAST
  • APP
  • TSC2
... And y'know cross out the ones you've heard of or are just dead, add your own even. This goes for all genes mentioned. --Nachlader 23:45, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
You forgot Roddenberry. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:49, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
STOP MOCKING ME, OR SO HELP ME GOD-<insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 04:32, 20 December 2008 (UTC)

Making a new meme out of an essential element from the good old days

How about pin-up girls, like Bettie Page or Marilyn Monroe. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:49, 19 December 2008 (UTC)

I think Pushing Daisies should be our meme. We need moar Pushing Daisies articles. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 05:21, 20 December 2008 (UTC)
How many moar? <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 20:54, 20 December 2008 (UTC)
We bearly have Pushing Daisies articles. Consider Wog!--Fallopian 20:39, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

Ooh! I got it!

Anyone remember that Willy on wheels vandal? That might make a good meme. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 20:55, 20 December 2008 (UTC)

Dexter111344 should be a meme

... --Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 21:05, 20 December 2008 (UTC)

You're suggesting your OWN USERNAME as a meme? Did you vote for yourself when you ran for class president? <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 23:07, 20 December 2008 (UTC)
That does explain the single vote for him. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:18, 20 December 2008 (UTC)
Actually, I voted for Tomato Man. --Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 23:24, 20 December 2008 (UTC)
Then who voted for you? <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 01:15, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
Chuck Norris. AND THUS THE FORUM HAD COME FULL CIRCLE, AND COULD AT LAST REMAIN UNEDITED AND EVENTUALLY BE ARCHIVED IN PEACE HINT HINT. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:52, Dec 21
That would be awesome. We don't do awesome. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:19, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
Wait. Why would Chuck Norris vote for anyone except for himself? <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 18:32, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
Because... I'm his cousin. Seriously. There. It once again has come full circle and shall no longer be edited. Evah! HINT FUCKING HINT! --Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 18:45, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
Ahem. Chuck Norris. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 19:56, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
I dunno, not getting the numerous hints that this thread is pointless could fail epically enough to be a meme... http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/74/Navwheel-small.png» DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 01:59, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
That's it! Thanks, Dexter111344! <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 15:16, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
My balls. --Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 04:20, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
To be honest, I DO get the hints. I just ignore them, is all. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 21:03, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
Incidentally, who won? <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 21:09, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
The Habs, by two. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:51, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

Chuck Norris Memes

shall be our new meme. Allow me to start: Chuck Norris Memes don't die: they suffer for a little while, are nursed back to health by twelve-year-olds, and then regurgitated back into society only to be beaten right back down. As we say in the biz: hilarity ensues. sirhttp://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/e/e3/Ignignokt.gifsysrq @ 02:22 Dec 24

Self-referential. I like it! <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 14:48, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
You do? Well then I guess I have to come up with something else. Dammit. sirhttp://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/2/20/Err.gifsysrq @ 20:19 Dec 24
Wait. Your goal for a replacement meme is something I WON'T like? Is EVERYONE here AGAINST me?<insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 21:50, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
Yes. Yes, we are. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:55, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
We really don't like you. Instead of fighting you, however, we're just going to taunt you until you develop an eating disorder. Uncyclopedians are all high school girls, after all. sirhttp://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/e/e3/Ignignokt.gifsysrq @ 22:24 Dec 24
Your extra indent indicates that that was directed at me. Suddenly I feel like developing an eating disorder. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:36, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
It wasn't originally directed at you, but for being such a little baby about one little indent it suddenly is. When was the last time you got your nails done? It looks like you paid a rat very little money to chew on them. Oh, and if you think black is a slimming color, you're wrong. For you, nothing is. Stop eating. sirhttp://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/e/e3/Ignignokt.gifsysrq @ 23:00 Dec 24
/me eats everything in fridge Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:53, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
Hallo, Modie! I'm that big plate of pecan pie in the back of your fridge! I'll be your best friend! I don't judge you for your pepperoni nipples or your thrice-a-week showering habits, I just like you for you! Eat me, you fat pig! --That big plate of pecan pie in the back of your fridge 00:14, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
If I beat you all in a flame war will you be nice to me from now? Or should I upload a special image or something to curry your favor? <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 00:55, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
You have curry?! Gimme! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:57, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
My GOD, that's the fastest response I've ever seen! <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 00:58, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
You're mom is the fastest I've ever seen. --Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 01:05, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, he are mom is pretty fast. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:07, Dec 27
So are your two dads. --Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 01:09, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
More like YOU have two dads!<insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 01:25, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
Leddy actually does have two dads, but only one is a cow. --Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 01:27, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
I wonder how THAT turned out...<insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 01:30, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
Hey! Neither of my dads are cows, ok? Sheesh, some people. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:41, Dec 27
There's no time to waste when there's curry involved. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:28, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
Just a sec! Jeez, have some patience...<insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 01:30, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
Tim curry.jpgThere! Ya happy? <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 01:35, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
It tastes like ham. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:53, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
Button that shirt, boy. sirhttp://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/2/20/Err.gifsysrq @ 03:22 Dec 28

IT'S OVER...

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/9056/futuretrunksultrassjlo4.png TWO-THOUSAAAAAAAAND!

It works on so many levels!

  • The year is currently OVER TWO-THOUSAAAAAAAND!.
  • The actual retail price of that bedroom set is...OVER TWO-THOUSAAAAAAAAAND!
  • Your credit rating is OVER TWO-THOUSAAAAAAAAND!
  • You have OVER TWO-THOUSAAAAAAND spam e-mails.

Not bad at all! - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 01:32, 27 December 2008 (UTC)

Unfortunately, it should actually be "over nine-thousand". You fail. sirhttp://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/2/20/Err.gifsysrq @ 02:24 Dec 27
It DOES work, though. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 02:36, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
Changing one digit suddenly makes it an entirely new meme. Right. Back to the drawing board. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/74/Navwheel-small.png» DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 17:44, 27 December 2008 (UTC)

...captainplanet? plzplozplox?

No.

Nutshell.svg This page in a nutshell: You can't force this shit. Memes aren't made, they just happen. This topic is fail.

No can haz. No does want. The end. sirhttp://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/e/e3/Ignignokt.gifsysrq @ 01:26 Dec 28

Side note: Changing one minor thing about a meme does not make it completely new. In fact, the delusion that it does makes people post it more and makes it even more annoying. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/74/Navwheel-small.png» DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 02:34, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
Umm...I already won this forum. That was supposed to be the last post. Your point was already made. Then again, so was mine. Ho hum. sirhttp://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/2/20/Err.gifsysrq @ 03:03 Dec 28
/slap. Bitch! I won it before you were born! --Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 03:10, 28 December 2008 (UTC)

Images with fire in them

Like
Dark Phoenix.jpghttp://i27.tinypic.com/1zpgy2c.jpgFlameaxe.jpg
-Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 18:04, 28 December 2008 (UTC)

Don't come crying to ME when the forest burns to the ground. 209.247.22.236 20:30, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
You called? The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 20:34, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
Thank you Mario but our princess is in another castle! <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 21:48, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
--Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 04:02, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
Have an issue?
Take a tissue. - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 20:56, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
Sophia fire2.jpg
Uncyclopedia is burning! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:38, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

Aw. Mah. GAWD.

This got on the Worst 100 Reflections on 2008! THIS thread that I created! THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE! maybe. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 21:54, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

I'm off to remove it. Way funnier things have happened. Plus, we need to keep you under wraps. You understand if we have to terminate you, it's for the sake of the wiki, man. We can't be seen associating with you. However, while the formal, business relationship between you and Uncyclopedia must end, it doesn't mean that the other things have to end. Sir SysRq (talk) 22:19, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
0.o I guess this means I suck. Anyone care to help me with that? <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 16:48, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
No, but you could probably help me out with something... The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 17:15, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
What might that be? <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 17:41, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

What can I get for ten dolla?

Anything you want! :) --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:25, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

That song was in the movie 'War' in a Yakuza nightclub I Googled it and thought it might replace the Chuck Norris Meme, but I admit it is a bit stupid, but so then are the Church Norris memes. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:30, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
Does it have hidden messages when played backwards? <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 19:44, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
Satan tells you to vote Republican. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:49, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
And that other guy tells you to vote Democrat. Like, all the time. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 22:59, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
Imagine that. Fuck that. Vote Ron Paul. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:46, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
No. Make it a write-in vote for the Amazing Randi. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:57, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
Yeah! He pulled a killer rabbit out of a hat! You know he's good!<insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 00:15, 5 January 2009 (UTC)