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Convert to Scientology now or die!!!!

Well, tough to argue with that logic. Hail Tom Cruise! - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 23:44, Jun 2
Don't mention Xenu 'till OTIII or die!!! /me dies ~ ★ БурекСП ★★ талк ★★ контриб ★ 00:46, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
What if we're already dead? What if we're already Scientologists? How about if we're Scientographers (that's like Scientology, but with maps of Scientologist areas, rather than whateverthehellitis that Scientologists do)? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:44, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
You present a convincing argument but the Church-of-whacking-your-mum-in-the-face-with-your-dick-in-church,-church already has me. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 14:24, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
Isn't that the Westboro Baptist Church? * Flumpa [05:27] Jun 4, 2008


Guys? Have you seen my E-meter? I can't find it. I think thetans stole it. Fucking thetans. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 02:24, Jun 3

Did you check in your closet? Spang talk 02:39, 03 Jun 2008
Naw. The only thing in there is...<pause for effect>...Tom Cruise. And that was the Obvious Joke of the Day, brought to you by Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:41, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
Besides, have you seen the thetan readings coming from my closet? Going in there would be like just walking up to Xenu and giving him my soul. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 02:42, Jun 3
Thetans stole my baby! heh we said that at school all the time for a while there --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 14:17, 4 June 2008 (UTC)

You can't belive who I found. When I opended the closet I found...

*gasp* Will Smith, the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air himself! Since when did he convert to Scientoligy? --User:Qua/sig 20:41, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

Around the time O's started turning into I's. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 00:52, Jun 4
Ih really? Din't firget that the ippisote os true alsi. Sor Midusiperando 04:38, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
Ots a seroius priblem. O need specoal polls... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 14:20, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
Cuold you plaese tpye in Enlgish? It's gettnig raelly hard to raed in these fourms.--<<>> 15:58, 4 June 2008 (UTC)


Hello, Scientology. We are Anonymous.

Over the years, we have been watching you. Your campaigns of misinformation; suppression of dissent; your litigious nature, all of these things have caught our eye. With the leakage of your latest propaganda video into mainstream circulation, the extent of your malign influence over those who trust you, who call you leader, has been made clear to us. Anonymous has therefore decided that your organization should be destroyed. For the good of your followers, for the good of mankind--for the laughs--we shall expel you from the Internet and systematically dismantle the Church of Scientology in its present form. We acknowledge you as a serious opponent, and we are prepared for a long, long campaign. You will not prevail forever against the angry masses of the body politic. Your methods, hypocrisy, and the artlessness of your organization have sounded its death knell.

You cannot hide; we are everywhere.

We cannot die; we are forever. We're getting bigger every day--and solely by the force of our ideas, malicious and hostile as they often are. If you want another name for your opponent, then call us Legion, for we are many.

Yet for all that we are not as monstrous as you are; still our methods are a parallel to your own. Doubtless you will use the Anon's actions as an example of the persecution you have so long warned your followers would come; this is acceptable. In fact, it is encouraged. We are your SPs.

Gradually as we merge our pulse with that of your "Church", the suppression of your followers will become increasingly difficult to maintain. Believers will wake, and see that salvation has no price. They will know that the stress, the frustration that they feel is not something that may be blamed upon Anonymous. No--they will see that it stems from a source far closer to each. Yes, we are SPs. But the sum of suppression we could ever muster is eclipsed by that of the RTC.

Knowledge is free.

We are Anonymous.

We are Legion.

We do not forgive.

We do not forget.

Aaaand cue dramatic music. —Hinoa talk.kun 05:36, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
tl;dr. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 23:35, Jun 5
Roll out the barrel,
We'll have a barrel of fun
Roll out the barrel,
we've got the blues on the run
Zing Boom Terrara!
Join in a glass of good cheer
Now it's time to roll the barrel
For the gang's all here... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:02, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
Am I the only one even more freaked out by Anonymous than by Scientology? That's hard to do, good job.--<<>> 12:28, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
Some guy in his parent's basement freaks you out more than Scientology? I find that such a statement stretches credulity. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:33, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
Parent's basements are scary places. Have you ever been in one?--<<>> 17:30, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
Have you even been out of one? Burrrrrnnn!! Spang talk 17:34, 05 Jun 2008
Is it a bad thing if I don't know the answer to that question?--<<>> 20:50, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
Fritzl's kids lived in their parents' bedroom and it didn't work out to well for them. That was bad taste even for Uncyc -- virtual Ape (divide) (Riot Porn) 20:01, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
Well, yes, but they were Austrian. Austrian. Think about it. /me taps right temple Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:47, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
Is that a clever witty comment on the bizzare suggestion among the media that locking children in basements and raping them is something typically Austrian? Or are you just being weird again? -- virtual Ape (divide) (Riot Porn) 19:56, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
Well, yes, but I am rumoured to be Canadian. Canadian. Think about it, eh. /me taps right temple Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:47, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
Oh, I see this is the code we learned in Cabal School. The eggs are in a bus stop in Beirut. Beirut. Think about it. /me taps right temple. -- virtual Ape (divide) (Riot Porn) 22:31, 6 June 2008 (UTC)