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Hey guys! When archiving you need to "move" the page so it moves the page history as well. Otherwise the archive ends up being screwy when trying to go back through old edits in history. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3

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There. You're a slight fraction of the way there -- Also, what would we do if we DID reach one million?! (Not that we will.) -- ENTER CITADEL T)alk C)untributions B)an 14:36, September 6, 2012 (UTC)


How about....

  • 1,000,000. There. No more posts in this thread. We've skipped it using the Konami Code so now we have reached our intended goal early and have now finished. Anything after this post is officially invalid. Because we've done it, whether you like it or not. Topic over. -- 14:47, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

A better idea

How about we ban Hypster from editing this thread? Every suggestion he's made regarding the thread sucks. Also, 7,036 because Hypster's last change doesn't count. ~[ths] the magic! My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 18:44, 09/06/2012

HYPSTER, Y U HATE CTAM? SRSLY, Y? Also, 7,037 User:Kırby/signature wej 2012-09-06T23:52
7,038 He might be a Romneyist. —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 03:01, September 7, 2012 (UTC)

7039. Count to a million in Java (tested!)

public class CountToAMillion {

  /**
   * @param args
   */
  public static void main(String[] args) {
    for (int i = 0; i <= 1000000; i++)
      System.out.println(i);
  }
}

First to port this to Perl, PHP, Python, C#, and Scala gets to say one million! —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 03:08, September 7, 2012 (UTC)

7,040. Don't know how to do that. ~[ths] the magic! My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 03:59, 09/08/2012
7,041. That's kinda the point. By the way, Qzekrom.com's starting an active pro-piracy program that exploits freely licensed content (such as Wikipedia). —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 04:06, September 8, 2012 (UTC)
7,042. I loved your most recent post on Qzekrom.com, BTW. ~[ths] the magic! My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 04:29, 09/08/2012
Happy Birthday? Yeah, 7,043 had a testament to that song. —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 04:39, September 8, 2012 (UTC)
Actually, I loved the part about the 7,044. That happens to me a lot. ~[ths] the magic! My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 04:43, 09/08/2012
You mean people keep 7,045? That 7,046. —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 14:02, September 8, 2012 (UTC)
Yep, two of them got removed and now I only use 7,047 for my videos. Now 7,048 can't bust me! ~[ths] the magic! My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 23:30, 09/08/2012
7,049. Anyone who tries to claim copyright to a song that's become as integral a part of American culture as The Star-Spangled Banner is breaking some serious antitrust laws. —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 23:33, September 8, 2012 (UTC)
7,050. And IPAA will only make this worse. ~[ths] the magic! My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 23:52, 09/08/2012
7,051. There hasn't been much hype about IPAA. But that's an opportunity to broach these bills by Internet Blueprint. —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 23:59, September 8, 2012 (UTC)
7,052. I signed the declaration of internet freedom. ~[ths] the magic! My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 00:11, 09/09/2012
7,053. Where? —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 00:46, September 9, 2012 (UTC)
7,054 bootles of beer on the wall. Now we have to count them down to zero! User:Frosty/sig3 01:17, September 9, 2012 (UTC)

That's 7,055 times faster than counting to a million. Thanks, but no thanks. —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 02:07, September 9, 2012 (UTC)

7,056. You can see it here: [1] ~[ths] the magic! My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 02:19, 09/09/2012
7,057 wut User:Frosty/sig3 02:22, September 9, 2012 (UTC)
7,058 That's the Declaration of Internet Freedom. —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 02:28, September 9, 2012 (UTC)

7,059 You mean you get free internet access? Cool! User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3

7,060 Why am I still posting here??? User:Frosty/sig3 08:24, September 9, 2012 (UTC)
Because it's 7,061 times more fun than actual studying. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3
True dat, 7,062 User:Frosty/sig3 11:03, September 9, 2012 (UTC)
Dan emailed me today and told me that he spent 7,063% of his birthday weekend (Monday's his birthday btw) doing homework. Must suck, eh? User:Kırby/signature wej 2012-09-10T01:45

Yes, today's my birthday.

Also, @Kırby Though I did spend most of my birthday weekend doing homework, I fit in just enough time to make this comic:
http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/254/2/a/dan_comics_no_6___the_big_sixteen_by_thehappyspaceman01-d5edwq5.png
And another thing: 7,064. ~[ths] the magic! My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 21:55, 09/10/2012

7,065 birthday's are gay. User:Frosty/sig3 06:09, September 11, 2012 (UTC)
Man, Qzekrom hasn't showed up here for 7,066 days. ~[ths] the magic! My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 23:58, 09/13/2012
Even though Uncyclopedia hasn't existed in that long... Also 7,067 User:Frosty/sig3 10:55, September 16, 2012 (UTC)
7,068 If birthdays are gay, does that make them birthgays? User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3
7,069 Also yes User:Frosty/sig3 10:57, September 16, 2012 (UTC)
Open your hymnals to song 7,070
Happy birthgay to you
Happy birthgay to you
Happy birthgay dear the happy spaceman
And I hope you get anally penetrated by a Texan truck driver
What it lacks in rhyming couplets it makes up 7,071 times over with man love. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3
Wow, thanks a LOT for the 7,072 crappy birthday wishes. ~[ths] the magic! My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 17:32, 09/16/2012
7,073 Whoa, thanks for reminding me to come back to Uncyclopedia. I'll just be hanging out near the forums until the HW clears out. —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 00:06, September 17, 2012 (UTC)

Newest comic

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/260/d/4/dan_comics_no_7___kirby__s_eye_by_thehappyspaceman01-d5f1gcx.png
Also, 7,074. ~[ths] the magic! My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 05:21, 09/17/2012

7,075.qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 13:26, September 17, 2012 (UTC)

__________

Is it just me, or has this forum gone downhill since I was here last? 7076.Jonny appleseed (talk) 15:51, September 17, 2012 (UTC)

7077. No. At least, not subjectively. —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 17:07, September 17, 2012 (UTC)
7,078 implying it was ever uphill. User:Frosty/sig3 12:04, September 18, 2012 (UTC)
> Not greentexting when implying
Kill yourself. Also, 7,079. -- ENTER CITADEL T)alk C)untributions B)an 21:29, September 18, 2012 (UTC)

I'm being 7,080 times more productive than I would be at school by participating here. User:WeinribŽivojinović/sig 21:42, September 18, 2012 (UTC)

Same, school is 7,081 times less productive than this. ~[ths] the magic! My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 23:08, 09/19/2012
I'm really appalled by the 7,082 or so Oscar Wilde jokes everywhere. User:WeinribŽivojinović/sig 16:14, September 20, 2012 (UTC)
I know, they're 7,083 times less funny than they used to be. ~[ths] the magic! My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 21:17, 09/20/2012
They were funny? I'm 7,084% sure they weren't. User:WeinribŽivojinović/sig 21:28, September 20, 2012 (UTC)
They were once funny, about 7,085 years ago. ~[ths] the magic! My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 21:33, 09/20/2012
Vagina. 7,086. User:WeinribŽivojinović/sig 21:38, September 20, 2012 (UTC)
I lold for about 7,087 minutes after watching the newest Klay World episode on YouTube User:Kırby/signature wej 2012-09-20T23:56
Holy shit, that's four days. Which is less than 7,088.User:WeinribŽivojinović/sig 02:13, September 21, 2012 (UTC)

7089

Of these. Man, I love Psy. He started off in 2000 with "Bird".

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7,090 Crap posts and counting! User:Frosty/sig3 11:16, September 21, 2012 (UTC)
Gross, this wiki just got 7,091 times worse. User:WeinribŽivojinović/sig 21:10, September 21, 2012 (UTC)
I got a 5 out of 7,092 on a recent Spanish quiz. (In case you didn't know, that's a fail.) ~[ths] the magic! My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 04:03, 09/22/2012
7,093 User:Frosty/sig3 11:49, September 22, 2012 (UTC)
7,094    zheoliel   11:25 September 23
7,095. ~[ths] the magic! My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 16:35, 09/23/2012
7,096 User:Kırby/signature wej 2012-09-24T01:00

Glad this thread's finally going back to normal.

Speaking of normal, here's my newest Dan comic that deals with the issue of Spot's normality:
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/268/6/4/dan_comics_no_8___normal_by_thehappyspaceman01-d5fu29z.png
Also, 7,097. ~[ths] the magic! My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 21:36, 09/24/2012

I have a cat that eats ice cream and bread, but a cat that drinks alcohol... Cool! Is there a story behind the alcohol-drinking cat? I love stories. Also, 7,098. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 13:39, 26 September, 2012 (UTC)
I don't. You're all gay. 7,099. User:WeinribŽivojinović/sig/alterego 15:05, September 26th 2012
7,100 Damnit, you know something's wrong when my cat's more normal than me. User:Kırby/signature wej 2012-09-27T00:03
7,101 what is this place --User:Lollipop/sig5 - updated on 27 September 2012, at 00:36
7,102 WHAT! Lollipop you're back! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 05:12, 27 September, 2012 (UTC)

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Is i7 acceptab1e t0 count lik3 this? I'm trying to be zany and wacky like a 12 year old. If not, 7,103. User:WeinribŽivojinović/sig 18:26, September 27, 2012 (UTC)

THIS... IS... 7,104!!! ~[ths] the magic! My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 01:09, 09/29/2012
MEOWMEOWMEOW7MEOWMEOW1MEEEOW0MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWWWW5!!! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 05:43, 29 September, 2012 (UTC)
So come in my... CAAAAAAAAAAA7AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA1AAAAAAAAAAA0AAAAAAAAA6AAAAAAAAVE!!! ~[ths] the magic! My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 13:59, 09/29/2012
And I'll BURN YOUR HEAAAAA7AAAAAAAA1AAAART AWAAAAAAAAAAA0AAAAAAAAAAAA7AAAAAAAYYY!!! Yes, I like that song too. Problem? User:Kırby/signature wej 2012-09-30T22:58
7108 -- -- -- -- Da man360 Magnemite.gif 02:38, October 1, 2012 (UTC)

7,109. I'm currently answering some fanmail:
http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/273/4/9/dan_comics_no_9___ask_dan__1_by_thehappyspaceman01-d5gey9z.png
~[ths] the magic! My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 05:32, 10/01/2012


7,110-- -- -- -- Da man360 Magnemite.gif HAPPY 05:42, 1 October 2012!

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7,111. Anyone who actually zoomed in close enough to read what this says has way too much time on their hands. ~[ths] the magic! My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 06:19, 10/01/2012

Copy + Paste text into search bar. -- -- -- -- Da man360 Magnemite.gif HAPPY 14:06, 1 October 2012!

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Obama, 7,112. User:WeinribŽivojinović/sig/alterego 14:18, October 1, 2012 (UTC)

7,113, Please tell me if i shouldn't add to this. --Sallygwizz38 (talk) 21:45, October 1, 2012 (UTC)
Hey everyone! Did YOU know that my favorite number is Seven thousand, one hundred and thirteen??? -- -- -- -- Da man360 Magnemite.gif HAPPY 22:40, 1 October 2012!
7,114, but you're counting wrong. User:WeinribŽivojinović/sig/alterego 13:51, October 2, 2012 (UTC)
7,115 You know you can indent your comments by adding a : at the beginning of it, right? User:Kırby/signature wej 2012-10-03T23:56
7,116 What is it that I did wrong? -- -- -- -- Da man360 Magnemite.gif HAPPY 00:51, 4 October 2012!
7,117 is the same backwards and forwards. Also, @Da man360, you didn't do anything wrong, except I saw in an earlier revision of the page that you forgot to put colons before your comment. No worries, though, @Kırby fixed it. ~[ths] the magic! My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 01:17, 10/04/2012
No but somebody already said 7113. 7,118 people on a bus is a little too many. User:WeinribŽivojinović/sig/alterego 03:47, October 4, 2012 (UTC)
Oh, I see. 7,119 -- -- -- -- Da man360 Magnemite.gif HAPPY 04:22, 4 October 2012!'
7,120 is... I got nothin'. User:Kırby/signature wej 2012-10-05T02:38
7,121 Is it even required to put a comment next to your number? -- -- -- -- Da man360 Magnemite.gif HAPPY 04:15, 5 October 2012!
7,122. God, I can't believe Wikia. What's their problem?! ~[ths] the magic! My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 12:29, 10/05/2012
They're just mad that they don't have wieners to enjoy nudity.User:WeinribŽivojinović/sig/alterego 13:43, October 5, 2012 (UTC)
OOHHHHH! APPLY COLD WATER TO BURN!!! oh, and 7,123 -- -- -- -- Da man360 Magnemite.gif HAPPY 03:10, 6 October 2012!

Wow I fucking missed something here

Lollipop edited???? also 7,124 User:Frosty/sig3 06:13, October 6, 2012 (UTC)

So it seems. Also, 7,125. ~[ths] the magic! My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 07:37, 10/06/2012
Also, 7,126 -- -- -- -- Da man360 Magnemite.gif HAPPY 16:12, 6 October 2012!
7,127. Here's an animated trailer I made for the webcomic "Simple Complications": http://fav.me/d5h17w9 ~[ths] the magic! My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 22:06, 10/06/2012

Stop waffling

LOL! Aren't I being funny and hilarious by
pretending to be an idiot? Look at how zany I am!

~ Everyone on this stupid forum-topic.

-- ENTER CITADEL T)alk C)untributions B)an 16:42, October 7, 2012 (UTC)

Didn't we agree that we were going to block Hypster from editing this thread?

After all, none of the contributions he's made are positive. Also, 7,128 User:Kırby/signature wej 2012-10-07T21:23

There's nothing official stating that I can't edit here. I am here to stay, deal with it.
Also, just to piss you off, I'm going to deduct a number. 7,27. -- ENTER CITADEL T)alk C)untributions B)an 21:31, October 7, 2012 (UTC)
Just get out of here. If you hate this thread so much, then why do you repeatedly add to it? Also, screw your deduction, I'm going to go with the next number after Kırby's number: 7,129. ~[ths] the magic! My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 23:23, 10/07/2012
Who is this Hypster person and what have I missed? 7,130 -- -- -- -- Da man360 Magnemite.gif HAPPY 06:35, 8 October 2012!
Hypster has been a long-time opponent of this thread. But he's rabid. He thinks that by flaming us here on the CTAM thread, he's getting one step closer to improving Uncyclopedia's humor content. Also, 7,131. ~[ths] the magic! My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 07:37, 10/08/2012
That's stupid -.- 7,132 -- -- -- -- Da man360 Magnemite.gif HAPPY 17:38, 8 October 2012!
I know, it makes no sense. In fact, it makes 0/7,133 sense. ~[ths] the magic! My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 21:51, 10/08/2012
Haha. What you did there, I see it. 7,134 -- -- -- -- Da man360 Magnemite.gif HAPPY 22:41, 8 October 2012!
But isn't 0/7,133 just another way of saying 0? In any case, you shouldn't divide by zero. Also, 7,136/0. OH WAIT NOOO--
Kırby is dead. Not big suprise. User:Kırby/signature wej 2012-10-08T22:52











RIP Kirby

7,137 -- -- -- -- Da man360 Magnemite.gif HAPPY 00:15, 9 October 2012!

Speaking of gratuitous explosions, here's the newest Ask Dan!:
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/282/c/9/dan_comics_no_10___ask_dan__2_by_thehappyspaceman01-d5hbnjq.png
Also, 7,138. ~[ths] the magic! My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 01:11, 10/09/2012
B-b-b-b- PurpleDickVote.png Boner. Also, 7,139. -- -- -- -- Da man360 Magnemite.gif HAPPY 06:51, 10 October 2012!
BTW, where can I go to see all of your comics and stuff? -- -- -- -- Da man360 Magnemite.gif HAPPY 06:53, 10 October 2012!
You can see them on my deviantART page. Also, 7,140. ~[ths] the magic! My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 00:56, 10/11/2012
7,141 I've been ressurected. User:Kırby/signature wej 2012-10-13T20:07
7,142. I don't understand all the craze about "Gangnam Style." It's not that frikkin' great. ~[ths] the magic! My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 20:21, 10/13/2012
@Dan I agree. Also, 7,143 User:Kırby/signature wej 2012-10-14T23:39
7,144. This thread seems to be losing its normal amount of activity... what's going on? ~[ths] the magic! My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 06:12, 10/15/2012
@HappySpaceman; Apocalypse. 7,145 Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 06:24, 15 October, 2012 (UTC)
@Cat the Colorful Alpocalypse? Wasn't that an album by "Weird Al" Yankovic? What does he have to do with anythink? Also, 7,146. ~[ths] the magic! My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 06:48, 10/15/2012

Some weird vandal up above

And I don't mean Hypster either. Also, 7,147 User:Kırby/signature wej 2012-10-17T02:11

Me? I'm a vandal? Oh, man. That's just so...
...awesome! Thanks! 7,148 Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 13:47, 17 October, 2012 (UTC)
@Cat Sorry to ruin your fun, but I'm pretty sure K*rby was talking about that IP in the page's history. Also, 7,149. ~[ths] the magic! My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 20:38, 10/17/2012