Forum:Dudes, I broke my nose!

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Ow. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 04:19, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Dude, you look like shit. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:40, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
Single Tear. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 04:47, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
I concur. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 13:37, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
Good one. A couple more like that and you'll have a face with "character". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:01, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
Hell, that look could cull the weak from a mosh pit. Ж WHEEEEE! 05:27, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
This is what he gets for going to an Enya concert... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:48, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
Who can say where the road flows? Where the day goes? Only time bitches! I met a lot of really nice guys there. I think they all left their wives at home. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 05:54, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
Looks like nasal scoliosis.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  08:44, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
The Hunchback of Nosre Dame (sorry, couldn't resist) The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 09:29, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
Would Snotre Dame have been edgier? Who knows? (sorry) Spang talk 09:57, 18 Feb 2009
I feel a lot better about my "House" look and my youth it seems.--Sycamore (Talk) 10:27, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
So how'd this happen? Suddenly become quadrapalegic and have to type everything with your face? Suicidal urges induced by me constantly invading your forum topics? BlueYonder GalaxyIcon.jpg - CONTACT - PUH-LEEZE EDIT GRUESLAYER!
Pffft, big deal. I broke Orian's nose. It looked more painful. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:35, Feb 18
UU, That wasn't his nose, and I think he liked it. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 14:25, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
I however fail to see what's changed...--I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 16:04, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
Wait, does this mean you have pictures of me from before? Oh noes! Did my dirty pictures with Codeine's mum get out?1 Ahh! The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 16:41, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
That was Codeine's mom? I thought it was...[insert clever item here]... --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 18:04, 20 February 2009 (UTC)
Bent nose and penis?--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  16:46, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
That reminds me of a flogging molly concert I went to. Stuck in the middle of a crowd of drunk, coked-up irishmen moshing. Scariest thing ever... Icons-flag-pi.PNG Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 20:11, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
You were there, too! Wasn't that fun?!? Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 20:27, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Judging by the blood on Woody's face, and in his nose, I think it's safe to assume a piece about his character. <Woody gets hit by a bus> "Holy shit!...I've gotta get my camera phone out." <Medics take Woody away on a stretcher, phone in hand> -RAHB 11:37, 25 February 2009 (UTC)

Okay, I'll bite.

What actually happened? Sir SysRq (talk) 00:46, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

Three words: learning to skateboard. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:55, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
Well then in that case, this wasn't an accident. It's just part of the curriculum. Looks like he got an A. Sir SysRq (talk) 01:44, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
The truth is stupid, and makes me look like a pussy. Soooo....Skydiving accident? The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 06:50, 23 February 2009 (UTC)



Pretty sure there's no way to look cool like this. Now, laugh at my expense! You're welcome. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 07:03, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

Well, on the plus side, you were never cool. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:40, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
Wow, things are looking up now. If I was never cool, there is nothing to feel bad about. h00ray! My life is worth living now! The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 09:03, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
Lose the glasses, horrible fringe, green shirt and crappy designer stubble. As for the accident/incident leading towards the dismemberment of your nasal position, I'm guessing you fell over something. It'd have to be a domestic situation anyway. -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 16:01, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
Sorry. I was too hopped up on perkaset to care about my looks. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 09:23, 24 February 2009 (UTC)
You should always take your looks into consideration! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 11:43, 25 February 2009 (UTC)

I don't know what you're all on about. The guy's a regular Adonis! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:09, 25 Feb

An Adrian Adonis reference. You get extra points! The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 06:40, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
Who's Adrian Adonis? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:24, 26 Feb
Ahem. I don't know if you're aware of this, but it used to be okay to hate "queers". I know that that sounds odd, uncomfortable and small-minded, but the "poofs" used to get no respect. Now, the only people that it's okay to despise are Argentinians. Damn Argentines! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:47, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
Huh. And here I was trying to say he was good looking! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:53, 26 Feb
On this picture, we can clearly see the effect of glasses on your appearance towards other people. We can see how the glasses seem to deform the face (look at the eyes, and how they look smaller), or in other words, make the person wearing the glasses look like a freak. Okay people, class dismissed. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 21:51, 26 February 2009 (UTC)