Forum:Fuck you Brett Favre

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I fucking loved you man. I forgave you when you totally fucking gave off that interception in your final season as part of the packers. I thought you'd come back, stronger, and smarter. I thought you'd never let me down. But then you retired and came back and retired again to join the Vikings.

And I was like "well fuck me, he's really dragging my balls here." But you know what? I cheered for you anyways, because I wanted to see your legacy redeemed. Not to end on a stupid fucking interception as shown in the packers game. But then your playoff game against the Saints...all you needed was 5 yards, and you had those 5 yards, you could've taken a knee...but no you wanted to be A FUCKING HERO!! AND OH BOY INTERCEPTION!!! HOW FUCKING PREDICTABLE!! Game over, and you fucking ruin it for everyone. You stupid sack of shit.

I know there was a time, in my life, as a little boy, that I loved you. I loved you so much. But that boy is dead now. Brutally murdered by your ineptitude. I hope you die Brett. I hope a comet kills your dog.


Who's Brett Favre? Going by the pictures, I assume that he plays a sport of some kind. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:37, January 25, 2010 (UTC)
I dunno, that last picture doesn't look too sporty. Mind you, neither do the first two, to me. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:34, Jan 25
Pesonally, I thought he played great until he gave the game away on a stupid play like he always does. I don't know what everyone's problem is with him.--<<>> 12:13, January 25, 2010 (UTC)
He played fine, except for when he didn't, which, along with the fumbling guys (himself included), ruined the season, and severly tarnished, as well, the overall career reputation of himself and the Vikings as a team. So yeah, a comet killing his dog, just punishment. Not the dog's fault? How do you know what effect the dog had on Favre. Damn mangy dog. Aleister in Chains 25 Jan. MMX

I just put up an UnNews item on Favre, and included the comet killing his dog. Serve them both right. Aleister in Chains MMX

No no no... You're doing it all wrong. To whore your article properly, you're supposed to link it when you mention it, and possibly post a link to VFH with a subtle hint that someone should go nom it. You're obviously new at this, just writing a great story and not whoring like a banshee.--<<>> 00:44, January 26, 2010 (UTC)
Then, once you've matured (pronounced MAH-tooerd), you just mention that thing you wrote that one time, which was awesome. This confuses the many enemies you've made over the years and also confuses your friends as well. It's win-win. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:41, January 26, 2010 (UTC)
What was that again? I was distracted by a squirrel ... again.--<<>> 00:09, January 27, 2010 (UTC)

I heard John Madden likes Brett Favre, doesn't he? Polisz.jpgPtokh-BenthonytchnoeHey! You can buy some sausage I illegally smuggle to Uncy! 20:07, January 25, 2010 (UTC) Brett Favre? Who? French people can't play football. HELPME 00:46, January 26, 2010 (UTC)HELPME

On an Unrelated, Though Somewhat Related Note...

...COLTS SUPERBOWL! AGJDFHAS;FKSF;SDFNSFJ;S!Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:53, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

A little late, but I thought I should mention...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA The Vikings lost. -They fucking LOST! HAHAHA!00:13, January 27, 2010 (UTC)

Nothing whatsoever to do with Breet Foubvre

This guy totally pwns Braet Frivre.

Brain Flukes repairs nightly to his lair, to count his winnings for the day. An Englishman pauses to adjust his monocle before stepping off the curb and into the busy Potsdam street. Flukes spots the Englishman from the candle lit fourth story loft he calls home and breaks wind. A short pause, a few trumpet blasts and a malodorous rat-tat-tat, similar to a machine gun, punctuated the still evening, startling several species of rats and pigeons. Walter Pigeon pokes his head briefly out a Tobacconists Shop door. Deranged mathematics students, who've thought way too long about fractals, begin to fall out windows along the street, one here, another there, then a third, until the Englishman finds the source of the rude noises himself, Broat Foyerbat.

There, now Brett is actually an interesting person, worth reading about. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 16:06, January 30, 2010 (UTC)

What is this I can't even -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:15, 30 Jan

OKIE, this is now officially the Taylor Swift appreciation thread <3333

That bitch Kanye got nothin' -Bretthead.png

She has activist friends. --"MORDILLO IS FUCKING FASCIST" 20:41, February 1, 2010 (UTC)

Why is the guy beside her wearing a Matthew Modine mask? Is it because his references are almost as out of date as mine? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:53, February 1, 2010 (UTC)