Forum:Gay Images

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And some people would even suggest that this picture is too "gay" for them to look at. Is this a pubic hair thing? My god, when we're 5 years old and running around naked and sitting on the toilet.....hilarious! Add pubic hair for instant offensiveness I guess
Since Halford is powerful gay, doesn't that automatically make the image gay?

OK, not to bash on Mnb-shizzle and all his hard work on categorizing images but what in the heck constitutes a "gay image"? I mean, how the heck do you know whether something or someone is really gay or not? Who knows, maybe he knows something that I don't. I tried desperately to come to terms with what gayness really means - searching the picture category endlessly for clues as to how to quantify gayness. I noticed some interesting themes:

1) Guys in underwear are gay: Looks simple enough. Pose or prance around in underwear and you're a faggot - case closed.

2) Guys touching their penises are gay: Holy shit, I've been a flaming faggot for over 40 years and never realized it!

3) More than one nude or semi-nude male standing next to each other: Hey, when you got two hunky looking guys with their shirt off standing next to each other, you know what's going to happen. Hot, liberating gay sex! They don't have to be touching or even looking at each other. Two guys standing next to each other means raging homo love...period.

I'm pondering

I mean. some of the pics look obvious to me. Stills from Brokeback Mountain sure constitute gay Marlboro Man imagery to me but what will happen to Rob Halford? I'm waiting with baited breath to see what happens to Robbie.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  19:36, 30 March 2009 (UTC)


Penis. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:40, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
The picture of me is an automatic gay image. -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 20:42, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

I have the same moniter as you--CrabPope 21:45, 30 March 2009 (UTC)


My wife looked at the pic and uttered the words "Flock of Seagulls". I'm not sure if that will come across as an insult or not to you but it is what it is. Oh, by the way, WTF are you doing voting against my turkey story! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! Hate Hat Hat!!--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  01:17, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
Not as good as your other flock of articles, seagull! Besides it's late March! -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 13:39, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

Gaaaaah! Not Good Enough!! actually, I assumed that everyone fucking hated the thing so I'm pleasantly surprised that it's getting this much positive March. I'll spruce it up a bit come holidays time.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  18:59, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
Ok, freakin show and tell time. Here's my ass a month and a half ago - wearing three shirts, a hoodie and a goddamn jacket (stuffed with towels and heat-warmers) because it's 20 degrees F out with the wind chill. Here I am, marching between holes with my golf bag on my shoulder and my thumber shot disc in hand - marching towards an incredibly poor finish that day.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  19:10, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
You silly white people and your silly white games. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:28, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

Definitely a honky sport. I've only met two black disc golfers since moving to New England and I play tournaments from Vermont to New Jersey--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  19:32, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
Are you suggesting that there is something wrong with a man who so proudly displays his pants "Dr" Strange? Any man who sports such an important article of clothing (and in addition has a pair of breasts in his sig) is clearly not a homosexual. Now bend over and take it like a man. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 20:54, Mar 30
It's the picture categorization! It's effecting society in ways unimagined!--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  21:01, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
Hey everybody, this is MrN. --Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 20:56, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
You will obey Fred. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 19:38, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

And how about lesbian images? (please add some below)

-Sir Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:58, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

I don't think there are any on uncyc. Not that I can think of anyway. Spang talk 00:20, 31 Mar 2009
If that'd be true, it'd be because you deleted all of them. -Sir Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:22, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
Spang hates the hot girl-on-girl action. He likes dueling cocks. Perv. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:43, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
I love a cock fight. Manliest sport you can give a bird to do. -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 13:52, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
THIS IS GAY IMAGES, NOT LESBIAN IMAGES! S-984 20:16, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
All I'm saying is that maybe there's another place for that than every single god damn article or forum topic that you feel like sticking it on to, based on the inane notion that if something is repeated enough times, it'll magically become funny. But maybe that's just me. Spang talk 01:38, 01 Apr 2009
Maybe that is just you. Did you ever think of that? Well, didja, tough guy?! Oh. You did. Then you won't be interested in hot lesbian lovin' like this? Carry on. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:27, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
This was the best lesbian picture I could find. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN19:30, 1 Apr

I think my dick just shriveled up.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  19:33, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
Naw. I'm pretty sure that it looked like that before. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:04, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

“George Bush doesn't care about lesbians.”

Your dick is tinier than Osama bin Laden's! OH SHIT, TEH TERRORISTS! AND THEIR ROBOTS! S-984 23:52, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Socky, just check out Category:Lesbians. --Mnb'z 15:30, 8 April 2009 (UTC)


Basically, Category:Gay Images includes any image that a homosexual probably would find attractive, i.e. its a male equivalent of the hot chick category. --Mnb'z 15:25, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

We welcome this insight into your psyche. Perv. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:50, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
Its part of the Erotic Images categorization. Gay people need to be able to find pr0n on this wiki too. --Mnb'z 18:39, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
Hey! Your back! Just having a few innocent chuckles at your expense buddy. The thread was actually teasing Necro more than you though.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  16:08, 8 April 2009 (UTC)